Some commercials cannot be unseen

Oh dear god please let this not be real...

Random state of mind Version 2.3

I have re-injured a disc that has been giving me problems for a number of years now, so today's mess of stream of consciousness and probable bad taste is brought to you by muscle relaxers and Vicodin.

You're welcome.

 

And finally, one video too late for Valentines day that I just received...

 

Bad Tat Tuesday!

Wow! I found one tat from Ellen, but my friends really came through with their submissions this time.  Check it!

This was posted on Ellen's website, a pretty good representation, but why?

While it is really just a joke about tats instead of actual tats, I just love the point!  Nice find by Scotland!!

My friend Shannon found this one.  Anything involving Christopher Walken is creepy.

The hater of veggies has found one of the finest pieces of What The Fuck ever in the history of tats.  Mom is so proud.

Sexist? Why would you say such a thing?

I found this to be pretty funny, it is a guys answer to a commercial about the Autoswitch door opener...

A wonderful story

This is a story of a young man with Cerebral Palsy, like Skyler has.  While Ben Comen is not as involved as Skyler, he speaks of some of the same things that Skyler wants - a place to belong and acceptance.

I hope your VD is wonderful. Wait, what?

What's Facebook trying to sell me today?

Those of you who are over on Facebook are probably like me.  Furiously clicking away at the little "x" beside those advertisements and hoping against all hope that someday you will stop seeing them.

Really?  You aren't doing that?  Hmmmm, I guess it is just me and my little friend OCD that are playing that game...

Anywhoodles, I thought I would take some screenshots of a few of the more strange ones that pop up and irritate me and share them.  Maybe that will make them go away!

I actually kinda want this!

Nice boat.  What's better than that crappy boat?  Reliving WWII.  I wonder if they will make the trees in the Ardennes forest explode?

By tearing off the first couple of layers of skin.

I don't know what Acai is, but Denver is on top of that bullshit!

I get lots of ads for more edumacation, I wonder why?

It even reads like a Russian is saying it!

I get a lot of these since I was in the Navy.  The face always changes, but 8 out of 10 times it is an epic beard!

It will go so well with the rest of the pink in my home.

I get a lot of these types of ads also.  They always want to study my problems.

I am not a gamer, so I probably get these because Facebook knows what a deviant I am.

So low even a baby can afford a house!

I would rather get hit by the truck than wear this.  And the claim of several million years of research is a stretch.

Wait a minute!!  Isn't this epic beard man that also needs to go back to school?  Something is fishy hear...

Bad tat Tuesday!

Sorry i am late in getting this post up.  These doggon people who employ me, wanting me to be all "productive" and not miss these "deadlines"...

Eric R. sent me a link to a facebook page that is chock full of pretty lousy work.  With a whole bunch of status messages telling people to shut up cause he is an artist...  Wow.

Here are a few of my fav's:

Another item found on facebook, today's example of how not to ever get hired.

And finally, from my friend and frequent contributor Cindy, two of the finest you will ever see:

Won't his mom be proud of the Giants "dick-head" tat???