What's Facebook trying to sell me today?

Those of you who are over on Facebook are probably like me.  Furiously clicking away at the little "x" beside those advertisements and hoping against all hope that someday you will stop seeing them.

Really?  You aren't doing that?  Hmmmm, I guess it is just me and my little friend OCD that are playing that game...

Anywhoodles, I thought I would take some screenshots of a few of the more strange ones that pop up and irritate me and share them.  Maybe that will make them go away!

I actually kinda want this!

Nice boat.  What's better than that crappy boat?  Reliving WWII.  I wonder if they will make the trees in the Ardennes forest explode?

By tearing off the first couple of layers of skin.

I don't know what Acai is, but Denver is on top of that bullshit!

I get lots of ads for more edumacation, I wonder why?

It even reads like a Russian is saying it!

I get a lot of these since I was in the Navy.  The face always changes, but 8 out of 10 times it is an epic beard!

It will go so well with the rest of the pink in my home.

I get a lot of these types of ads also.  They always want to study my problems.

I am not a gamer, so I probably get these because Facebook knows what a deviant I am.

So low even a baby can afford a house!

I would rather get hit by the truck than wear this.  And the claim of several million years of research is a stretch.

Wait a minute!!  Isn't this epic beard man that also needs to go back to school?  Something is fishy hear...

Bad tat Tuesday!

Sorry i am late in getting this post up.  These doggon people who employ me, wanting me to be all "productive" and not miss these "deadlines"...

Eric R. sent me a link to a facebook page that is chock full of pretty lousy work.  With a whole bunch of status messages telling people to shut up cause he is an artist...  Wow.

Here are a few of my fav's:

Another item found on facebook, today's example of how not to ever get hired.

And finally, from my friend and frequent contributor Cindy, two of the finest you will ever see:

Won't his mom be proud of the Giants "dick-head" tat???

More Friday Funnies

The internettubes have been kind to us all this week, so sit back and enjoy:

Go downhill fast with Lindsey!

I shared this on facebook but wanted to also share it where it would stay around a little longer.  This is a great video, Lindsey wearing a GoPro on a training run in St Moritz giving you a skiers point of view. Look how hard she has to edge at about the 3:25 mark back and forth!

I used to be on a downhill team in high school, I always wanted to carry a video camera on a run with me.  Of course they were the size of a microwave back then...


Untitled from lindsey vonn on Vimeo.

More Friday Funnies

Since the well is dry for anything that may happen in my life that is even remotely worth writing about, here are some funny things found while taking an in-depth survey of the visceral underbelly of the internet tubes.