Friday Fun
A random collection of stuff I found on the seamy underside of the internettubes.
Enjoy, and have a great weekend everyone!
Enjoy, and have a great weekend everyone!
I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
Firstly, you'd think Common Sense man up there would have the COMMON SENSE to have holes in his mask to BREATHE, no?
ReplyDeleteSecondly, that taxi driver guy was all famous in my home town for the airport terrorist incident. He saw the terrorist on fire and swiftly kicked him in the balls, tackled him to the ground and beat the shit out of him till the ambulance arrived. That's what happens when you terrorize my home land. You do it right or you get the shit beat out of you by an angry cabbie! :)
lolz! I needed that
ReplyDeleteAn alternate Canadian Club slogan:
ReplyDelete"Canadian Club, because only Ironic Hipsters would drink such Shitty Whisky"
wonderfully warped, as usual!!
ReplyDeleteNew ad:
ReplyDeleteYour Father wasn't your Mother's first.
Or her most recent.
Canadian Club. It does the job.
That Canadian Club ad was one of many from a "Damn Right Your Dad Drank It" ad campaign they ran here in Canada.
ReplyDeleteYou can check out this link for other, similar penis + booze = awesomeness ads from the same campaign.
http://blog.photoshelter.com/2008/03/tearsheet-with-amanda-sosaston/
Note: Please don't mistake my nationality or my knowledge of this information as an endorsement of CC or any other rye. Yech.
Be careful what you wish for...
ReplyDeleteThe guy who wanted to get his wife pregnant deserves what he got. Get the sperm donor tested FIRST!
And if you're going to cheat on your spouse, use birth control! lol!