I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
I'm sorry...
ReplyDeleteI can't get past the blinding logic of a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
Brilliant
Well now, I'd like to state, for the record, right here, right now, that if anyone EVER buys me a funeral plot for Valentines Day, he will end up in it sooner than I will.
ReplyDeleteAlso, VD? Hee!!!!! Snort.
/I am twelve
Happy day of love, dude!
........Hmm?........
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, were you saying something? You lost me at the chocolate penis which ejaculates money.
Funeral arrangements? So, buying her the vacuum cleaner didn't work last year, so you know you needed to step it up?
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the dysfunctional hearts! I need to find a place that sells those!
ReplyDeleteUpsidedown heart! My guy is coming over this weekend to 'celebrate' V-day. You KNOW what I'll be thinking. *snort*
ReplyDeleteMy wv: tentacles (you also know my mind replaced the 'n' with an 's'. ; )
I am glad you all liked these, they were fun finds for a holiday that I despise!
ReplyDeleteAwww. So very sweet and romantic. ha ha.
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