Sep 8, 2012

What's Facebook trying to sell me now?

The continuing saga of Facebook and those what the fuck sidebar ads...

My Grandpas attic was quite a bit more scary than this place.  And completely dragon and fairy free.

I might buy it just to see if I could carry it on the plane with me.

Maybe this was directed at me because I am in Colo, but Downieville is one of the smallest mountain towns around.  How did it end up in an ad?

Stop renting Enterprise! Especially stop renting to conjoined twins, cause that shit isn't safe!

Really?  People honestly think the Star Wars breather thingy is real?

Political pundit?  He is a comedian people.  And a damn good one at that!

This was my favorite!  It only takes a year to become a counselor for kids with special needs.  But only if you get a wicked cool tat on the inside of your ear!

16 comments:

  1. now i really wonder about you....i never get cool ads like these.

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    1. Facebook knows who the weird ones are... They know me well!

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  2. I don't think I would go to a counselor with a skeleton living in his ear.

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    1. I agree, I would turn and walk right out.

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  3. As the only sane person on Earth still resisting Facebook, you've just given me yet another reason to avoid it. As if THE GOOGLE OVERLORDS weren't bad enough with their reading your emails to tailor the ads. Soon there will be no privacy left in the world.

    That kind of WAS a cool ear tattoo.

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    1. Join Facebook right damn now Veggie! To heck with your "privacy", we need your sense of humor out here!

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  4. Damn, my ads aren't nearly as interesting as yours. What's your secret?

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    1. I think my secret is my twisted sense of humor, what do you think? ;^)

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  5. And that's why I use G+... Not really, but almost.

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    1. I just can't get into G+...

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  6. I like the idea of cleaving every raindrop in twain with my samurai sword umbrella. Feel my wrath, precipitation! *swishswishswish*

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    1. Only a man with your skills could wield the samurai sword umbrella with that level of cleavage. wait, what?

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  7. I often wondering what would happen if I decided to like both Obama and Romney in the sidebar ads. I'm guessing that the internet would not implode, as is my hope.

    Also, screw Enterprise. I'll rent the conjoined twins. Although it does look like, tragically, they're joined at the nipple.

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    1. Only at the side of the boob Mr Jenks, thankfully there is still a full compliment of nipplage.

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  8. PT Barnum would have loved Facebook...

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  9. PT Barnum would have loved Facebook....

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