Let's take you all into the weekend with true facts about the land snail.
The kinkiest animal in the whole kingdom!
I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
Come on now, let he who has never had a penis near his face cast the first stone.
ReplyDeleteIf I had both sets of sex organs, I might not ever leave the house.
DeleteMan, if I had a dollar for every time I had a dart shot into my head while having sex, I'd have, like $6.
ReplyDeleteLawn darts from irate boyfriends of the girls you were with Scope?
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