Jan 27, 2008

Childcare Instructions for beginners

My wife passed this on to me, she got it from a friend, yada yada...

Anyway, I have made at least 4 of the errors described in here. Can you name them?


  1. I admit it, but I only put the kid in the dryer once, and only because the microwave was on the fritz.


  2. Anonymous2:12 PM

    I don't believe you did any of those to Skyler. Being the childless adult that I am, I will say I only laughed at 3 or 4 or 9 or 10 of the cartoons. The rest were not a laughing matter - really - I wasn't laughing at all.

  3. Anonymous2:37 PM

    Where did you find those? They're hilarious.

    One of them reminds me of the time my infant son was sleeping between the two of us. Early in the morning I got up to use the bathroom, and while I was gone my son rolled over and got a mouthful of daddy's hairy nipple. Neither one of them was very happy about it.

  4. I was lifted up by my head all the time and I turned out okay, right?

  5. Oh man, those are hilarious. You're an airhorn and alcohol guy, I bet.

  6. Doc: we all do what we have to in a pinch!

    Suze: I believe you, sure I do... ;^)

    Kirby: Friend sent them to me, don't know where they got them! Skyler chomped down on me once when he was a baby, I don't know how you mothers do it.

    GKL: You turned out bestest!

    Beckeye: Well, alcohol goes with about anything, wouldn't you agree?

  7. These are great. Many of these are, in fact, bad for babies. However they are fine for toddlers.

    I pick my 2yr old's nose all the time, and my 5 yr old can just about beat me in chess.

  8. Hilarious, but the sad thing there are some people who actually do the WRONG ones on here.

    They can be found on the southside of Chicago, and in Kentucky.

  9. shit, I need one of those dog run cages RIGHT NOW!!

  10. This is very funny. But it's not very far from most of the child rearing books we used to read when ours were younger.