Everything's Better with Bacon!
Not enough tats came in from my usual sources (you know who you are, you slackers) so Bat Tat Tuesday has been replaced this week by Everything is Better with Bacon.
Because honestly, in these tough times can't we all use a bit more bacon?
I thought so!
Haven't seen this wonderful menu item at my local Mickey-D's.
I would never stop licking my lips!
Complete with a bottle of Wild Turkey. This is my version of the breakfast of champions!
Mmmm, meat candy. Someday I want to be known by this name.
I would even eat it raw...
If you like it with chocolate, order a bacon bar.
Have a cut? Cover it with bacon.
Someday when I am rich and powerful, I will go to my high priced job with one of these sweet bacon briefcases.
And I will buy you all a round when I whip out my bacon wallet.
After dining we can pick our tooths (yeah that was on purpose, see what I did there?) with bacon tooth picks.
Finally, we can freshen up our breath with these wonderful mints.
But how do I get all this deliciousness delivered to my house you ask? It easy - the meat cycle!
Because honestly, in these tough times can't we all use a bit more bacon?
I thought so!
Haven't seen this wonderful menu item at my local Mickey-D's.
I would never stop licking my lips!
Complete with a bottle of Wild Turkey. This is my version of the breakfast of champions!
Mmmm, meat candy. Someday I want to be known by this name.
I would even eat it raw...
If you like it with chocolate, order a bacon bar.
Have a cut? Cover it with bacon.
Someday when I am rich and powerful, I will go to my high priced job with one of these sweet bacon briefcases.
And I will buy you all a round when I whip out my bacon wallet.
After dining we can pick our tooths (yeah that was on purpose, see what I did there?) with bacon tooth picks.
Finally, we can freshen up our breath with these wonderful mints.
But how do I get all this deliciousness delivered to my house you ask? It easy - the meat cycle!
There is such a thing as too much bacon. I felt my arteries seizing just reading the post.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Raven. I think I'm having a heart attack.
ReplyDeleteTo answer your question, yes, they will dunk the bacon potato pie in hot fudge, but you have to ask nicely.
ReplyDeleteI saw bacon-flavored vodka in Poland!
ReplyDeleteGross, gross, gross.
ReplyDelete"Hey honey, want some cholesterol and a heart attack with that?"
I think I'm gonna puke. The briefcase looked more like a side of ribs to me. But I'm no butcher so..
ReplyDeletedammit.. now I am all hungry! I want a 72-layered bacon sandwich covered in melted cheese.
ReplyDeleteI do so love bacon. But I have had that feeling before where I felt like if I had one more bite of it, my heart would immediately burst.
ReplyDeleteThis is the real reason many Muslims have it in for us. We can eat bacon, they can't.
ReplyDeleteI am so dying for that bacon sandwich and Wild Turkey. Not sure exactly what Wild Turkey is but I'm sure it goes well with bacon. Yum...you can never have too much bacon!
ReplyDeleteOne Thanksgiving, we wrapped the Entire. Turkey. In BACON.
ReplyDeleteAnd cooked it that way for hours.
It was, without a doubt, the best thing I've ever eaten.
BACON!!!
I loves me some bacon! The crispier, the better. Unfortunately, I don't get if often.
ReplyDeleteThat big ass bacon sandwich with the wild turkey bottle behind it? Uh, that was my kitchen. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteNow I want me some bacon.
ReplyDeleteI say this in all honesty- if you haven't tried the "Mo's bacon bar" chocolate bar, you haven't lived. It is like crack, but more fattening.
ReplyDeleteGo, get some, eat it, thank me later.
We just had our first baconfest here in San Francisco.
ReplyDeleteBacon? I love you Skydad!
ReplyDeleteGee, and here I thought I'd found something when I took a pix of bacon flavoured dental floss w/my camera (it's not a total waste, it's Flannery's avitar when she calls me!!)
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