Sep 29, 2010

Nothing beats a great locally produced ad

Come on over to Fire That Agency and check out the latest in what were they thinking!

Oh go on now, you know you want to...

Sep 28, 2010

The "Sorry I'm Late" Bad Tat Tuesday...

What? You mean it's aready into Tuesday and here I am forgetting about my tats? I should be ashamed of myself...

I hope this outstanding collection of ink will help make up for it.

Way to take it old school dude.

Oooo, fancy tats for a special day!  Nothing says wedding like "Let's play rough".

A special addition from everyone's favorite 20-something blogger LiLu! While not technically a back tat, back tits are probably just as horrific.

Calf laces?  Seriously, WTF?

The garden of Darth.

I love bacon too, who doesn't?  And who doesn't ever clean their feet?

Thug skater

Thug skater 2

His tat will eat your children.

If I ever go off the deep end, this is the tat I will get.

Wow, how do you ever explain this one to anybody?

There seems to be a skater theme going, this one is more subtle though.

Can't wait for what?  To fall off your rickety ass board?  Seriously, that is the poorest drawing I have seen.

Sep 26, 2010

Random Thoughts From The Weekend

I have some really good friends.  Thanks Kristi, Dave, and Michael for the great times and fantastic dinner Wednesday night.

I went to the crappy, almost closed mall a while back, and the hoods held the door open for me and Skyler, and said "Yo Dude" to Skyler.  I went the the fancy-pants mall today, and backed through the door to hold it open and pull Skyler through while a rich bitch waited impatiently and cut between me and Skyler.
Score 1 for the crappy mall.

Skyler at the fancy mall
It is pretty damn sad when the best football team in your state is the service academy, Air Force.

Never underestimate the effectiveness of muscle relaxers.  My back was toast and now it is half-way normal.
Dog is my co-pilot
Kathy did the Boulder Sunset Triathlon today.  I wore a shirt...

My sister and brother-in-law's two dogs, Jake the Gold lab/Bloodhound mix, and Tyr, the timber wolf.

So, is this too random? Not random enough? Make you long for bad tats?

Sep 23, 2010

The Pikes Peak Hillclimb

From the Website Porshe Panorama, this is an amazing video.  The Pikes Peak hillclimb has been run since 1901 when two guys decided to race their old jalopies up the mountain.  Back in those days, it required multiple stops to make carb adjustments just to get to the top due to the change in air pressure!  Check out this video of the record run this year by a two wheel drive vehicle. Jeff drives on the hairy edge of disaster, power sliding through the dirt turns, loosing wheel grip on several occasions, and making a general butt puckering run up the mountain.  I know it's 12 minutes, which is long, but stay with it through some of the transitions between pavement and dirt to see his driving style change.

From the website:
Jeff Zwart and his 911 GT3 Cup Car rocketed to victory in the Time Attack 2WD class at Pike's Peak on June 23, 2010, shattering the record by 38 seconds. Jeff finished sixth overall, ahead of every production-based car entered. Here's an in-the-cockpit view of his record setting run from Will Roegge.

Pikes Peak 2010 - Jeff Zwart In Car from Will Roegge on Vimeo.

Sep 21, 2010

Bad Tat Tuesday: Guest Edition!

Seems like I have let this little corner of the internettubes go un-attended for awhile, so it is time to get the eyeball bleach out and take another gander at some really bad body art.

Keep the lap belt on and the bar pulled down over your waist, because the ride is about to start!

First out of the chute are two tats from Lynette who keeps the blog Crazed Mind. Thanks very much Lynette, I think...

Lynette tells me this is enigma and katsun (they have been declared the world's strangest couple). I have no disagreement.

Next up is a couple of great ones from Lily at Liliums Realm. Lily actually sent me 5 great tats but due to the length of time this little parade of posts has been in play, the other 3 were repeats.

Beyond awesome, isn't it? Bad art, bad spelling, bad canvas. The trifecta of bad tats!

I can't decide which is worse, the bad hulk image or the body from hell it is on!

Raine from over at True confessions of a single mother sent this one my way:

For those who can't read it, it says "Born To Knit". Raine adds "Those crafters — they’re a tough bunch, as this tattoo illustrates. Don’t mess with them, or you’ll get a knitting needle in the eye."
he he he

Last but not least, a friend who wished to not be identified, sent a link to some food themed tats. Some of these have very good work, but you just have to ask why?

Wow, I understand you're a fan, but where do you turn when that show finally runs it's course and gets canceled?

Awww, Mr and Mrs Sweet Potato. That is true love right there...

What can I choose for a tat that will make me stand out, be a unique individual and state I am here? Why the Pomegranate of course!

"For those of us wrestling with our carnivorous inclinations, there's also a radish on the other arm to balance things out. Is today a pig or radish day? Our answer: every day is pig, but you may disagree."

If you can control yourself, and look just above the jeans, it says "Hot Dawg". You're welcome.

Is Aaron a cupcake, or does he just like cupcakes?

Corn baby! Nebraska born and proud, Go Big Red!! And it's so subtle...

The best of all the artwork in quality is saved for our friend the beet. Often misunderstood in the veggie kingdom, but finally getting props here on an arm/shoulder.

Sep 19, 2010

This might be my favorite commercial!

The thing that sucks is that there isn't an embed option, so you have to click the link.

Sep 17, 2010

Sep 16, 2010

It's SCIENCE Bitches!!

While clickity-clicking around I stumbled across this series called fake science. This is full of awesome, everyone should have these printed out into poster size and use them in your kids next science fair! Bet they'll get an "A"!