I'll never forget the day I first saw him. We were driving home from Golden and Kathy said "Why don't you go this way?" We headed down a street I had never been on and found ourselves driving by a little strip mall. Then Kathy says "Turn in here a minute." Now my spidey senses are on alert, and sure enough, we wind up parking in front of a pet store. Kathy had been out in Golden a couple of days before and had found Hootie sitting in a cage looking so lonely. When we walked in, there was a sad little puppy up high in his own cage, with a sign that had 2 different prices crossed out and the third was pretty low. He had been taken and then returned to the pet store. I knew right then that we were heading home with another dog, I had been suckered! I still wasn't quite over the loss of our Golden Retriever, but I never do seem to get over the loss of a pet. Kathy knows that I need a replacement though, and seeing as we always have dogs in pairs, our
"You just grew a third ball!"
ReplyDeleteThis made me guffaw with joy. I love this because every time that stupid Ford commercial comes on we yell things at it. Things like "HOW'S LIFE IN THE LAND OF 'I'VE SOLD OUT!' DENIS LEARY?" and "FORD: A MANLY TRUCK FOR MANLY MEN!" and sometimes, when I'm a bit tired I just yell, "F**K OFF DENIS LEARY AND GO BACK TO TELLING JOKES ABOUT CANCER!"
8-Ball. Heh!
Wow. That's a little TOO manly for me. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI'd have to agree with Churlita.
ReplyDeleteCan I get the chest hair upholstery for my Smart car?
ReplyDeleteTaaaaaaadaaaaa! Oh my gawd I just pissed myself! That is ten kinds of awesome.
ReplyDeleteYou rock, you just do! That was so utterly hilarious! Have a great weekend! - G
ReplyDeleteI dunno, with eight balls how will his jeans fit? That dude will be stuck wearing Mc Hammer pants. And there's nothing manly about THAT.
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ReplyDeleteLMAO!