I received this through email from a former co-worker who knew that I enjoyed the Cirque du Soleil when we got an opportunity to see it several years ago. These two are former Cirque du Soleil dancers who are performing what I can only imagine must be the most sexually charged routine you can get away with in general public.
My friend raved about how beautiful this is, and I agree. But I come away with several questions that I feel need to be asked of you, the backbone of blogging society.
Watch first, then answer please.
Good, now that you have gone and showered and are toweled off, let's begin.
- What is the over and under for how many times they needed to rehearse this until he could get through the performance without A) Sporting wood or B) exploding in his pants?
- Are these two lovers off stage? If not, is there anything a guy could hope to pull off that could possibly satisfy her?
- Did he really just catch her by the crotch with his face?
- Did she really just facepalm/handstand on this guy?
- Does she not have the most incredible ass ever put on earth?