I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
He's a bit cockeyed.
ReplyDeleteI'd hate to see what he'd do with a butt lift.
ReplyDeleteI need him for my knees. ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat a B(.)(.)B!
ReplyDeleteDamn his eyes! Oh, sorry, too late.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with a little variety?
ReplyDeleteThat happens to me when I drink gin.
ReplyDeleteUh...the eyes thing not the boobs... Although I haven't checked.
Veggie;
ReplyDeletePlease drink some some gin and post pictures of both. A panel of experts will review your case.
Regards,
PhD. Scope
One breast is bigger than the other and she's worried about nipple direction???
ReplyDeleteHaha! WV is: distur
Yes, it is.
He's got Marty Feldman eyes! Yay! Haha.
ReplyDeleteHa!
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