I'll never forget the day I first saw him. We were driving home from Golden and Kathy said "Why don't you go this way?" We headed down a street I had never been on and found ourselves driving by a little strip mall. Then Kathy says "Turn in here a minute." Now my spidey senses are on alert, and sure enough, we wind up parking in front of a pet store. Kathy had been out in Golden a couple of days before and had found Hootie sitting in a cage looking so lonely. When we walked in, there was a sad little puppy up high in his own cage, with a sign that had 2 different prices crossed out and the third was pretty low. He had been taken and then returned to the pet store. I knew right then that we were heading home with another dog, I had been suckered! I still wasn't quite over the loss of our Golden Retriever, but I never do seem to get over the loss of a pet. Kathy knows that I need a replacement though, and seeing as we always have dogs in pairs, our
Arg! Eeeew! Eyebleach!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Probably better that than using one after someone with conjunctivitis, but psychologically speaking, I'll go for the gritty eyes.
ReplyDeleteWHAT. THE. F**K?
ReplyDeleteOf course I had to hold on to find out just what the dickens that could possibly be advertising. And now? I will never look at my towel the same way again, even though I currently live alone. WHO KNOWS WHO BREAKS IN AND USES IT WHILE I'M OUT!
Was that a loofah?? Great reporting here Chris. You should always post stuff up when you're on pain meds. How you feeling these days, any better?
ReplyDeleteHa! Google just tried to talk me out of visiting here. I got a big ol' warning telling me I would see unsavory stuff that I could never ever un-see if I clicked the 'continue' button.
ReplyDeleteGoogle may have been right on this one. Eww.
I still love you though! Now, please excuse me, I need to go wash (or burn?) my towel....
@Scope: No amount will help.
ReplyDelete@The Jules: Now you are going to make me look something up that is disgusting, aren't you?
@Veggie: You're right you know, the towel fairys come at night to wipe their junk on yours. Followed by the ice weasels, but I will leave that to your imagination.
@Diane: Doing a little better, the pain is manageable now, thanks!
@Cora: Google knows me so well...
wrong, wrong, wrong
ReplyDeleteMy gross meter is set pretty high...but this actually surpassed it without even trying. ewwwww!
ReplyDeleteUGH! Please help me un-see this.
ReplyDelete@Raven: My meter is off the charts, and it even gave me the willys!
ReplyDelete@Char: Scope got all the eye bleach, sorry you are on your own.
Missed your comment That Girl, sorry about that! Yes indeed wrong.
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