Jun 4, 2012

Bad Tat Tuesday!

Boy have I ever been neglecting this little corner of the web.  It seems like life is conspiring to suck what little time I have left away from me, and replace it with large piles of suck.

But I can always count on some of my friends out there to send in some wonderfully poor ink to help make the day go by!

Disclaimer:  My laptop died a horrible death, and when I restored backups, it appears that some older material came back.  So if any of these are repeats, well, you just have to deal with a re-bleaching of the eyeballs...

Witness the following exhibits:

Any girl would love to try you talents, right?

Not too bad of work, but scares me!

Not to scale.

I am pretty sure I posted this already, but I just love it!

From our favorite vegetable hater, the tat that is guaranteed to get you a great boyfriend in prison.


From my friend Jennifer, you have to wonder what she wore to the interview...
For the love of god, I can't help but feel bad for the tat artist on this one!

Stay classy bro.
This last one is like an Apéritif, to cleanse the pallet after that terrible mess. Work so nice it fooled the butterfly!

14 comments:

  1. I've heard of a man feeling like he's in a woman's body but...

    And don't get me started on the tramp stamp. I highly doubt she got it from being a tramp...but I could be wrong.

    The last one is pretty awesome. Thanks for the eye cleanse!

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    1. You are almost always first one in to comment So Cal Gal. I am stating to worry about you!

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    2. It's only because I'm the last person to go to bed at night. Or should I say in the morning? ; )

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  2. Bleach my eyes alright. I've never understood the need for tattooing something in your FACE. Okay if you put it where you can hide it in anyway, but in your face... Weirdos.

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    1. Yeah, face tats are the worst. How on earth do you hide that after you come to your senses?

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  3. YIKES to the rest, and so glad I could share the one! :-D

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    1. And a wonderful one it was Jin!

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  4. Ha, that last one fooled me for a second into thinking the butterfly was part of the tattoo. I was all, "Whoa, that is amazing how it POPS!" HA! I'm plainly just a sandwich short of a picnic after all. Damn it!

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    1. I would have thought the same thing if I didn't get the story before the picture Veg!

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  5. Ahhhh! I'm trying to get up the gumption to go get another tattoo and these are scaring the hell out of me!!

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    1. I have faith in your ability to tell right from wrong Raven. Or at least avoid the face...

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  7. Oh my! And by oh my, I mean holy fuck!

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