I finally found the right medical alert bracelet.
Because with all the things that Sky-Dad has found to entertain you with, I am sure there is something to offend everyone.
I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
Good one :).
ReplyDeleteOffensive is good. It weeds out the wussies.
ReplyDeleteNow you're talking SCG!
DeleteAnd make sure the porn is password protected!
ReplyDeleteAnd don't use the folder names "spank material" or "babeolicious".
DeleteAwesome!
ReplyDeleteYou should wear one around the hospitals just to see who reads it.
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