Some days it's not worth chewing through the leather straps

This is so beautiful, I have always loved Peter Paul and Mary. It really hits home for me...

Teri does a great job sharing her outings with us via her field trips, so I thought I would take you all along with me on the dog walk out into the field beside our house. Late edit: Blogger editor sucks! The pictures don't align at all like preview shows and I am too busy to fix it! First of all, let's get you oriented to where you are. Here is the aerial image of our house and the field via mapquest: The open area to the north of our house is the open field we like to walk the dogs in. We go other places a lot, but this is nice and easy for when we just need to run out for a quick walk. The small stream is the outlet of Standley lake Reservoir. This is leaving our neighborhood and entering the field. The view towards the dam to the west. The view to the east with the sun coming up. We have had a lot of haze, we are getting smoke from the fires out west. This is one of two Beaver ponds that are out in the field, they have been busy in the early mornings getting ready for ...

From http://www.condomslogans.com/... I am amazed at this list. 167 entries!? Holy shit... Here we go: 1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud you spout 5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong 7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize 11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12) If you go into heat, package your meat 13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis 14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse 15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker 17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18) The right selection, is to protect your erection 19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her o...

Thanks to my buddy Tim! Laugh out loud funny!

Talk to Kids PSA on FunnyOrDie.com

I never saw this the first time around. This is the only time I have seen Steven Colbert break up!