I'll never forget the day I first saw him. We were driving home from Golden and Kathy said "Why don't you go this way?" We headed down a street I had never been on and found ourselves driving by a little strip mall. Then Kathy says "Turn in here a minute." Now my spidey senses are on alert, and sure enough, we wind up parking in front of a pet store. Kathy had been out in Golden a couple of days before and had found Hootie sitting in a cage looking so lonely. When we walked in, there was a sad little puppy up high in his own cage, with a sign that had 2 different prices crossed out and the third was pretty low. He had been taken and then returned to the pet store. I knew right then that we were heading home with another dog, I had been suckered! I still wasn't quite over the loss of our Golden Retriever, but I never do seem to get over the loss of a pet. Kathy knows that I need a replacement though, and seeing as we always have dogs in pairs, our
Oh, that was too much! My eyes flew open at the mention of dragging a pedestrian, but then I started laughing at the euthanasia reference! I'm definitely sending a link to your blog post to my son and husband!
ReplyDeleteYou can always count on the Onion for excellent humor!
Why am I not following you? The past 3 videos were hilarious, and I am so sick of not being able to find your page. I'm fixing that right now. xo
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, was that funny!
ReplyDeleteMy stepdaughter had to do a school report on euthanasia, which I helped her research. Boy, we had some interesting dinner conversations while she did that one.
Have you seen The Onion Movie? If you haven't, you need to check it out. Like the old Kentucky Fried Movie, but even smarter and funnier.
ReplyDeleteThe others reaction to his "hypothetical" scenarios was almost as good as his presentation. .. so when will you post you licking your eyebrows?
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, you can lick your eyebrows??
ReplyDeletePffffft!! Well done! That was hilarious!
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