Jun 6, 2011

Fathers Day is Coming!

I know you are all probably racking your brain with what to get me for this years gift. Not that I didn't appreciate the Golden Girls pinup calendar or the giant cardboard AARP card...

But this year I can tell you all need some hints on what the manly man is looking for this season.










10 comments:

  1. I think I can do without the Arse-Whisk. Thanks.

    I'll fight constipation the right way, a 3 piece meal from Pop-eye's Chicken with large side of Cajun rice.

    It's like a race with the DEVIL!

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  2. I thought you men embraced your constipation as a time saving measure. No?

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  3. Shwew! Before I saw the 'Pour Homme', I thought, "Damn, that's some mighty strong lube you're using there!"

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  4. I think my hubby will be just fine with the new shirts and golf money.

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  5. A Dyson riding vacuum? Please tell me they really DO make those things. I think I just wet myself with excitement! - G

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  6. I was just telling my kids that I'd love to work in a large carpeted airport or hotel so I could drive a riding vac - they didn't see the humor.

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  7. I was just going to get you what I got you last year. If I get you the aftershave, can we take turns smelling you?

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  8. That Arse-Whisk is soooooo not going in the dishwasher when you're done with it. Just saying.

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  9. Wait, so the man drill isn't a real thing? Why not?

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  10. Nice. I hope you gave your wife this lovely list too.

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