Fathers Day is Coming!
I know you are all probably racking your brain with what to get me for this years gift. Not that I didn't appreciate the Golden Girls pinup calendar or the giant cardboard AARP card...
But this year I can tell you all need some hints on what the manly man is looking for this season.
But this year I can tell you all need some hints on what the manly man is looking for this season.
I think I can do without the Arse-Whisk. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI'll fight constipation the right way, a 3 piece meal from Pop-eye's Chicken with large side of Cajun rice.
It's like a race with the DEVIL!
I thought you men embraced your constipation as a time saving measure. No?
ReplyDeleteShwew! Before I saw the 'Pour Homme', I thought, "Damn, that's some mighty strong lube you're using there!"
ReplyDeleteI think my hubby will be just fine with the new shirts and golf money.
ReplyDeleteA Dyson riding vacuum? Please tell me they really DO make those things. I think I just wet myself with excitement! - G
ReplyDeleteI was just telling my kids that I'd love to work in a large carpeted airport or hotel so I could drive a riding vac - they didn't see the humor.
ReplyDeleteI was just going to get you what I got you last year. If I get you the aftershave, can we take turns smelling you?
ReplyDeleteThat Arse-Whisk is soooooo not going in the dishwasher when you're done with it. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteWait, so the man drill isn't a real thing? Why not?
ReplyDeleteNice. I hope you gave your wife this lovely list too.
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