Some days it's not worth chewing through the leather straps

I don't know why, but I just love the demotivator posters floating around the internettubes. Some are a complete waste, but I can usually find a bit funny about most that I see. Lately, there have been quite a few that have come my way, that of course I just have to share with you all...

For those 5 or 6 readers who still stop by this little neck of the intertubes woods, Bad Tat Tuesday used to be a regular feature around here. Well, I have some great electronic friends who have still been sending me some great ink, so here is a shout out to Flannery Alden, Lily, Raine, and the Captain himself for sending me some great stuff! Thanks folks, here we go! This one looks so creepy that it might be part ink and part alive! Oh sweet jebuz, this one will live on for weeks in my nightmares. Hey, for those of you who can't afford your own notepad, here is a swell idea! My own find, and possibly one of the few tats that I would consider getting. The LincolnBorg. read the text below this one, all about the irony here. Nothing says klassy like a penis dripping cum! Pac Man enthusiast! She's a bounty hunter...

My friend that I workout with in the mornings, and fellow dog lover, sent this to me today. I can't vouch for the authenticity, but it sounds sincere. And I have not stopped crying since I got it. I hope you enjoy it, it has a good ending. ================================================================= They told me the big black Lab's name was Reggie, as I looked at him lying in his pen. The shelter was clean, no-kill, and the people really friendly. I'd only been in the area for six months, but everywhere I went in the small college town, people were welcoming and open. Everyone waves when you pass them on the street. But something was still missing as I attempted to settle in to my new life here, and I thought a dog couldn't hurt. Give me someone to talk to. And I had just seen Reggie's advertisement on the local news. The shelter said they had received numerous calls right after, but they said the people who had come down to see him just didn't loo...

Hi there boys and girls! How is everybody doing today? Uh huh. Uh huh. (nods head up and down). Well that's great, glad to hear that everyone else is doing just as poor as I am! Lately it has been 1 step forward 2 steps back at the very least. Lets recap, shall we? I was emptying the dishwasher the other day and had a stack of plates in my hands as I spun around. My wife had come up behind me without my noticing and I tried to move quickly to the side out of her way. My leg hit the washer door and didn't move, then I lost balance and went down over the dishwasher door. I landed so had I bent a broiler pan, and crumpled the sides of the dishwasher from the force on the door. I was amazed I was OK because I fell across all the silverware and no part of me was shanked! My wife was pretty concerned though, "Look what you did to the dishwasher!" was her first instinct, I could feel the love. It was almost like a Lifetime movie. So we went and bought the same model ...

I've sent billions and billions into battle and only had a couple of victories... Dave Allen on sperm, funny, funny stuff.

Last week, in a preemptive strike against the 4th of July idiots, we headed out of town to the mountains to cool off. In the past we have tried to head over to Glenwood Springs for a couple of days each summer. Skyler likes hanging out in the huge hot springs pool, and we all just relax a bit. But this year we went further west to the far northwest corner of Colo to Steamboat Springs. Why you ask? Well that is a pretty funny story. Skyler has been seeing the same Physical Therapist his whole life. Her name is Mindy and she is great. Mindy makes some extra money by taking on PT students who are in their last year of school, and they shadow her for a semester to get real life skills. Some students are OK, and others you can tell are going to be great. She had a student named Danni that Skyler absolutely loved. He was really taken by her. So awhile back was the end of her rotation and she said bye to Skyler and he was bummed. I asked her where she was going next and she told u...