May 2, 2012

Bad Tat Tuesday, a day late and a dollar short...

I blame the fact that I have not been getting any sleep, and my age, and my increasingly short term mem...Squirrel!!

Lots of tats came in again from readers, you folks are all the best!

These came from my friend Denise, she has great stuff she shares!





What?  I didn't ease you into this?  Too bad...  Not too bad of a choice if you want to wear a scarf the rest of your life.

As far as the animal portraits go, this is far from the worst I have seen.


Unicorns pissing rainbows of cupcakes, and... ??

From the Chive, there is just a whole lot wrong in this one.  And why is Bart just standing off to the side?


Also from The Chive, I think I have had this one before.  Frasier channeling Jack Nicholson in the Shining.

What in holy fuckballs is this hot mess?

My buddy Dave sent me a link to this one:
 The story with this link was that this dude spent 10 grand for a "Field of Dreams" tat across his entire back and arms.  It took over 180 hours to complete.

And finally today ends with one I got from my friend "Puddin".  Isn't that little pig so cute?  And lickable?

Speaking of nipple tats, I received a link to a whole bunch from my friend Debralee for next week.

Stay tuned!






12 comments:

  1. holy fuckballs is not even the start of it......freaking terrifying!

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    1. I forgot to hand out eyeball bleach!

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  2. Oh, wow. People make the weirdest decisions when it comes to tattoos... It's hilarious.

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    1. Hilarious and rather permanent! That is my favorite aspect of some of these decisions...

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  3. Too. Many Jokes.

    That first one is, umm, ewwwwww! From the clothing it looks like a chick. If I was her I'd start growing my hair out. But I wouldn't get a tat on the back of my neck in the first place. I'm too much of a control freak and I want to know that the artist is doing it right.

    And when I saw that last tat, my first thought was "Fernando!"

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    1. I thought Fernando also when I saw that one!

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  4. Isn't it obvious? Bart is the one holding Milhouse's leash.

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    1. It all makes sense now Kirby!

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  5. for #6 (the slut) all I could think was....does the family know what dad's doing in the den?!?

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    1. I don't think he has a family. I think he is a catholic priest.

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  6. Oh.

    My.

    God.

    I wish I was kidding, but I think there's a chance I might actually know the slut grandpa. Or I used to. Maybe. My ex had a friend sixteen years ago who looked just like that guy, only heavier. He was into all kinds of weird crap at the time. He once invited me to watch him have his.... umm.... beef stick pierced. I declined.

    I think I'm going to go bleach my eyes now.

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    1. Oh Cora, that is sooo wrong! I hope with enough therapy you stop having the dreams you wake up screaming from!

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