Jul 9, 2012

Bad Tat Tuesday, hey! I'm even early this time!

Hey campers, nice to see that there are still hundreds, er, dozens, er, fives of you that keep coming back and lso contributing tats for this little series.

I know I have said this before, but I promise to start doing more serious blogging soon.  Lots of stuff going on in my life, just not any time to sit and write it down.

On with the crap ink...

You might want to never dont get a tat without spell check and grammar check.

From Tosh.0, This rivals last episodes dick sucka in klassiness!

From my buddy Scotland, this is a repeat from long ago.  But it is worth a second look.  Yummmm...

My friend Cindy sent these last two.  Don't you love religious tats?

Best for last, this barely looks human let along resembling somebody!

 Up next week is a series of tech tats that our very own uber-tech, Scope sent me!

25 comments:

  1. That pussy one is going to get all stretched when she gets pregnant. The writing, not the... oh that too. Never mind, I will shut up now!

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    1. Too late Shana, I went right to the gutter with you on that one! ;^)

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  2. I wasn't sure I read what I read on that 1st one. Thanks for the clarification.
    I thought the 2nd one was a butterfly. I was partly right, It's something you should KEEP in your fly.
    There's nothing like announcing that your pussy is clean and juicy. I can just hear it, "Mom, what's a pussy?"
    I hope the Lord doesn't mind my surgical scars. On 2nd thought, I have a feeling he'll understand. ; )
    And that last one is going to give me nightmares for years to come. I hope that's his grandma and not his wife.

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    1. I bet Ms. Clean pussy gets a lot of young ones comments also!

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  3. The first one, what a difference a little punctuation can make. "Never! Don't give up!"

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    1. Grammar! It's your friend!

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  4. I just noticed, someone spelled 'juicy' wrong. : P

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    1. It's the ghetto spelling...

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  5. That last one looks kind of like a zombie or something... Wonder if people ever think twice about how long that tattoo will last.

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    1. With every tat in this here little corner of the web, I am certain there is no thought involved!

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  6. I realize that he had been whipped, beaten, humiliated and had a crown of thorns shoved down on his head...but that Jesus tat, on the top, second from the left? Apparently he also hit the bong before going on to save our immortal souls. Yeesh.

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    1. If there was a Jesus, he certainly would have had to smoke it up to put up with mankind.

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  7. Okay...so I realize that he had been whipped, beaten, humiliated, had a crown of thorns shoved on his head and was hanging from a cross and all. But, that Jesus tat, second from the left on the top row? Looks like our Lord and Savior hit the bong a few times before going to save our immortal souls. Yeesh.

    And you know someone is proud of that thing. Thinks it's a way of glorifying God and all that.

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  8. Maybe third time is a charm...

    I realize that he was flogged, beaten, humiliated, had a crown of thorns shoved down onto his head, and was hanging from a cross at the time. That Jesus tat, second from the left, top row? It looks like our Lord and Savior had taken a few hits from a bong before he saved our immortal souls. Yeesh.

    The truly sad thing is, someone is actually proud of that picture. Probably shows it off, thinks its glorifying God or some such. "I'm not too afraid to show my love for the Lord outwardly!" Yes, good for you. But I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't really want parodies of himself set into your skin to serve witness to his deeds.

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    1. Wizard Cat also???

      If there was a Jesus, he certainly would have had to smoke it up to put up with mankind.

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  9. I can picture it now, a garden full of tiny little dickerpillers spinning tiny little ball sack cocoons that sway gently in the breeze, until that glorious day when dozens of dick butterflies spring forth and emerge triumphant.

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    1. Oh Kirby you have me laughing ever so with you poetry of words.

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    2. OMG he carved...yes cut off flesh...for the block letter J E S U S. Now that is just messed up.

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  10. I cant quite come up with which one is worse, the "pussy" or the "dick sucka".

    Either way they should both be so proud.

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    1. I am voting for disk sucka as worst, because it was high and up front!

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  12. I thought I just commented, but if I didn't, "pussy girl" and "dick suka" girl must be related. Doncha think?

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    1. You had two come through Candy, stupid blogger interface! And I think they might be sisters...

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  13. These posts never fail to amaze me.

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    1. Darn Cora, I am aiming more for revulsion instead of amazement.

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