Jul 13, 2012

The Post I Was Going To Write Is Much Better Than This

But I decided not to piss some people off and just go ahead and post some humorous things I collected out on the internettubes...

By the way, does anybody know how to password protect a post in blogger?  I only found a way to put up a list of logons that are allowed to read a post.  And that sucks because it is too much work...

Of course it is designed for a Rez Fez!

I sent this to our favorite Vodka Mom.

Gaffigan for the win.

Lots of changes, non good at work.  I may have to use this as my resume.

MCG all my peeps!!

About right.

For Joe the Cop.
Love this.

I dont mind hair, I'm just sayin...


Exactly!

And I am highly medicated!

*snort*

I keep my morals in a lockbox at home when I go out.

Roommate anyone?

Yup

No credit at all...
Have a wonderful weekend everyone!

18 comments:

  1. I want to send out that resume....

    And I'm posting the why I curse so much on the bulletin board at my store.
    LOVE IT

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    2. Go for it Candy, let people know who they are dealing with!

      who! who, damn it! Sorry about that unfortunate typo in my comment I removed.

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  2. As always....tears are leaking out....why the hell do you make me laugh so much. Your a sadistic happy guy aren't you!

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    1. Many people call me quite tweaked Lenore, a label I am proud to wear.

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  3. I like that they converted their phone number to binary and to hex. At least that took a firing neuron.

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    1. "At least that took a firing neuron."

      That is excellent Scope!

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  4. And that's why I curse so much too.

    Also, awesome resume.

    Thanks for collecting those funny things!

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    1. I do what I can to make people laugh Annika, the only problem is that you have to be pretty crazy like I am to get it.

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  5. Ha! Good ones. I LOVE the last one... I saw it the other day and wanted to post it on JDC's wall, but figured I'd better not because some of his readers might not appreciate it, especially the co-workers. ;-D

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    1. I hear you, I can only go so far on Facebook so I save things for this little corner of the interwebs.

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  6. Lord a-mercy! Sorry I missed this in a more timely manner, but monocle crotch-grab indeed! I also want to say, I do mind hair. At least in my chocolate. I'm a purist like that. MCG!

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    1. Ha! Yes sir, hair in the chocolate is bad... MCG right back at you!

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  7. Dude, I wanted this comment to be great and instead you got this!

    The cleavage hands are freaking me right out. If I ever found that in my bra I'd probably faint.

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    1. Your comments are always great, and always welcome Veggie!

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  8. I'd kinda like to know what you were going to say.

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  9. That last one is so me right now. No credit at all. Grrr.

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  10. And I'm sorry I missed so many posts lately. :-( Things have been nutso around here.

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