How long do you have to work out before you look good enough to work out?
From AP via Comcast news, Dutch Gym to Introduce 'Naked Sunday'
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Self-conscious about what you wear while working out? A Dutch gym plans to introduce "Naked Sunday" for people who like to huff and puff in the buff.
Patrick de Man, owner of Fitworld gym in the town of Heteren, said he got the idea in part from two of his customers who are avid nudists.
Oh but this is the best part...
Nude exercisers would be required to put towels down on weight machines and to use disposable seat covers while riding bikes. All machines would be cleaned and disinfected afterward. "We clean them every day anyway," he said.
Every day might just amount to 50 sets of flabby butt cheeks on my machine, clean that damn thing after every use there bubba!
And that disposable butt cover is going to look really nice hanging out of my ass when I get off of the bike after spin class...
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Self-conscious about what you wear while working out? A Dutch gym plans to introduce "Naked Sunday" for people who like to huff and puff in the buff.
Patrick de Man, owner of Fitworld gym in the town of Heteren, said he got the idea in part from two of his customers who are avid nudists.
Oh but this is the best part...
Nude exercisers would be required to put towels down on weight machines and to use disposable seat covers while riding bikes. All machines would be cleaned and disinfected afterward. "We clean them every day anyway," he said.
Every day might just amount to 50 sets of flabby butt cheeks on my machine, clean that damn thing after every use there bubba!
And that disposable butt cover is going to look really nice hanging out of my ass when I get off of the bike after spin class...
As Seinfeld would say, "that's not a good naked."
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