I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
Oh I hope Dunkin' Donuts joins the bandwagon. Then I'll finally be able to put on my makeup, change the radio station, read the newspaper, eat breakfast AND drive my car.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute. This is not real? Well shit. Way to get my hopes up.
ReplyDeleteis that real? NO wonder the rest of the world hate us.
ReplyDeletethat's just nasty. I think I gained an extra 5 lbs just watching that. :P
ReplyDeleteIt's just a matter of time...
ReplyDeleteI couldn't get the video to play....streamimg issues again...I am sure it is funny...I will try again later
ReplyDeleteI hear they're working on a high viscosity mayonaise so all the food glides down easier without as much chewing and McDonalds is also workin on an all beef bun.
ReplyDeleteOh man... Now I'm hungry. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteWhen Coors came up with the partyball keg I thought that food technology had reached it's zenith. Boy was I wrong.
ReplyDeleteDoc
The frightening thing is that there's someone, somewhere who
ReplyDeletea) thinks this is a good idea and/or
b) will actually go out looking for it!
But maybe that person wouldn't read the Onion.
Suze: You left out texting.
ReplyDeleteFawlless: You can always make it real for yourself, be a trend setter!
La Crab: I think the world hates us for our president, but thats just me.
Mom: It's the smell-o-vision feature, it adds weight!
Some Guy: I agree, the hose part is probably in the works.
Cheer: damned streaming feeds!
Captain: I need some of that Mayo - I spend way too much valuable time chewing.
Chris: My pleasure!
Doc: I forgot about the partyball! How could that happen???
Red: The Onion has fooled more than a few out there...