Isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse?
Could somebody who knows this guy pull him aside and tell him he is NOBODY!
This is why most calenders don't have guys on them
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I wish I could
ReplyDeletepunch him in the face
but Ohio is too
far of a drive..
he isn't me,
ReplyDeletebut I thought about being him for Halloween.
What do you mean, "no album"?!?
ReplyDeletei try to laugh this whole thing off and even make a joke about it -- but i cant -- it is pathetic.
ReplyDeleteit shows that even in times of deep crisis -- we would rather be entertained than do the work to fix it
pathetic
It really pisses me off that Joe goes on TV to talk about how he doesn't want to be on TV. Hopefully his 15 minutes will be up next week.
ReplyDeleteJoe's Resume:
ReplyDeleteNot a plumber.
Not a media star.
Not a rock star.
Not a writer.
He should hook up with Paris Hilton any time now-- someone else who's famous for doing nothing.
Maybe the "Leave Britney Alone" guy bulked up, shaved his head, and is doing another piece of performance art.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait 'til Tuesday's over.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait until he's Joe the Footnote.
ReplyDeleteCan someone tell Palin the same thing?
ReplyDeleteOH, snap!
Hell, the guy ain't licensed, and he owes back taxes. Some role model.
ReplyDeleteAnyone notice that the guy who owns the publicity agency is named Jim Croce? Seems spooky to me.
::rolls eyes::
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