Apr 22, 2009

Because I am one of the all-time geeks...

I get an email from the fine folks at Think Geek every month or so because of some previous purchases I have made there. Usually there are some pretty funny items, some awfully geeky, and others that are lame. But today's email brings us a new level of geekdom.

Behold readers, I bring you the Star Trek Limited Edition Titanium Spork!!

I know, I know, calm the hell down people or I'll call in security! Check this shit out:



Did someone just say "Why that all looks impressive as hell Sky-Dad, but does it have collectors packaging?"

Fuck yeah!



I'll pause a moment for you to all catch your breath, steady now...

This seems like the perfect compliment to your Away Team Red Shirt:



So when you beam down to that planet you can say your one and only line of your Star Trek career, "Captain! Over here, quick! Arrrrrgh!!"

15 comments:

  1. HOLY SHIT THATS GREAT! I know the perfect Trekkie to give this to. Thanks for sharing!

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  2. I'm not even a Trekkie, but I totally want that spork!! That's awesome!!

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  3. The fork is strong in this one . . .


    Hang on, that's Blake's Seven innit?

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  4. This would be super-sweet if not for my anti-spork stance.

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  5. Which reminds me, I'm going to have to get me some of that Star Trek cologne.

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  6. I'm not a Trekkie, but I have to admit, that shirt is awesome. So is the spork, by the way. Titanium is the way to go. I bought a spork for my hiking kit made out of some weird, unbreakable plastic. The texture of the thing felt so weird on my tongue that it made any food unpalatable.

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  7. Oh, God, is there no getting away from Star Trek? Will it never die? Wild horses couldn't drag me to a Star Trek flick, even though I'm a Sci Fi fan, and non of that SYFY nonsense.

    I like the t-shirt, although I have no idea how it relates to Star Trek. I have a few *friends* I'd like to send it to.

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  8. how cool are those? i am not a "trekki" but did enjoy the shows. i would like to have the sporks.

    C

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  9. Have I mentioned lately how much I love your blog? Let me mention it again...

    As a recovering public school teacher, I had way too much experience with sporks. I brought my own silverware to work, which they thought was funny-- nearly as funny as I thought it was watching them struggle with their sporks, trying to each their lunches.

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  10. My cousin's best friend had his bachelor's party in Vegas. But instead of club-->booze-->club-->strippers-->booze, they went to the Star Trek convention...donned the treky shirts and had their pic taken in the captains area...then drank booze.

    Something tells me, and don't ask me what (I can't quite put my finger on it), but something tells me you guys would get along really really well.

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  11. Wasn't Spork the one with the pointy ears?

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  12. When they found the remains of the Red Shirt,they found that the only thing that survived was his mess hall spork...

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  13. i can feed my tribbles with those forks

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  14. I love that shirt!

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  15. I forgot to comment about the sporks - those are awesome.

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