May 23, 2009

The Saturday Holiday Weekend Random Collection

Things I have found that amused me, but really have no theme or could build a post around. Sooo, you get this weird collection of stuff so I can clean out a folder.

Lucky you!



Obviously the baby benefits!



I am going to hand this out to some people I know.



An easy mistake to make...



Why do I have to wait until 11 to get my ass on a stick?



How did this ad make it to print?



Mom and Daughter would probably like Juan, the massage boy.



Did you dentist keep your jeans the last checkup?



OK, this shit is magic!!



Those little carpet crawlers really can be a nuisance.



Nothing says I love you like a funeral plan...



Speak like Yoda you shall learn not annoyingly!


No, I don't understand.


I look just like this guy when I am checking out the discount panties.

13 comments:

  1. That funeral ad is great!

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  2. They were all great but the lickable one was just out of control...wtf?

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  3. Whenever I offend someone, I say, "I'm sorry you were offended." Always put the blame on the other guy.

    And that 'lickable' ad is...just...so...WRONG! lol!

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  4. wow i can't believe that Breyer's ad!

    I love the pest removal ad. whoda thunkit for pesty kids

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  5. Oh my lord... the funeral ad... I hope I never, ever meet the person capable of thinking that up. That is VILE.

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  6. See, that's why I can't get anything done. I'm always being dragged against my will to mom/daughter pajama parties.

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  7. I once thought I gave birth, but I actually had just shit out an entire chimichanga.

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  8. i wonder how many letters the Breyers ad got

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  9. I love these.

    this is one of the reasons i love watching Leno. he does these ads all the time and they are hysterical.

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  10. I've been lurking a bit, but I feel obligated to thank you for the laugh!! Have a great week!

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  11. Mmmm...ass on a stick, just like Mom used to make.

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  12. I cannot stop laughing. Who the fuck mistakes a burrito for a newborn baby? That one is truly priceless. God, I could not love anything more. Really.

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