Monday Morning Mental Floss

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Cleaning out the cobwebs around here, lot's of oddities I have found or were sent to me. I am too tired to think of a decent post, Skyler's viral stuff came bad with a vengeance over the weekend.



A possible explanation for the increase in Nursing applications?


I would be repulsed if I wasn't too busy laughing until I peed in my pants!


So why on earth does the ad have pants down below the knees?


Well good on you folks.


Big seller in some parts of the south!


WTF? I mean really, what is this?!?


You never fail to amuse Paris...

Comments

  1. Candy's daily Dandy8:49 AM

    Classy gal that Paris..a real gem.

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  2. Cormac Brown9:14 AM

    Ah, somebody has been reading "The World According to Garp."

    "So why on earth does the a have pants down below the knees?"

    Ah, skin flute?

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  3. Cormac Brown9:15 AM

    BTW, tell Sky to get better.

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  4. Dale9:19 AM

    The baby on board is a classic, I'd like to attach it to the back of every minivan that has the sticker.

    Get well soon Skyler!

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  5. Joe9:31 AM

    What was with that music instrument ad? I'm not sure if the stats are still correct, but music teachers used to be up near the top of the list for popular occupations of child molesters...along with martial arts instructors.

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  6. BeckEye9:51 AM

    The stuffed and stacked bunny really cracked me up for some reason.

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  9. Unknown10:55 AM

    OMG! That pawn shop is in the next city north of mine! I crack up every time I see it and it has been around for years! I love the rest of the pics too

    ps.. what the Ad doesn't show you was something that would have made sense.. the actual sign in front says "Caught with your pants down?"

    I'll have to get a pic and post it just for you!

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  10. diane11:33 AM

    Since we're obviously all a bunch of pervs, the pants down sign gets all of the comments. I was thinking that all of those instruments are phallic. Also, I've heard things about Band Camp, I'm just saying.

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  11. Cora1:46 PM

    Well, at least Paris is being honest.

    Here's a big hug for Skyler - I hope he feels better soon!! ((((HUG))))

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  12. Anonymous3:32 PM

    You know, I think I could do a better job representing the Hilton family name for a whole lot less money than they dole out to that mattress backed skeez.

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  13. Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks1:34 PM

    ::blink, blink::

    I can only assume that Paris doesn't have any black lights in her bedroom??

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  14. ~E5:38 PM

    The boob bunny! I want the boob bunny!

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