Aug 29, 2009

Great moments in parenting

Once again we take an opportunity to clean out the filing cabinets and desk drawers of the international office of Some Days It's Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps in order to free up some disk space, brain matter, and cheap posting material.

Let's begin with the tame stuff first.

You just can't start traumatizing the little ones too early in life I always say.

What to do about early trauma? Booze always help!

Safety is always job one when raising kids.

Keep them a nice safe distance from a crime scene at all times. 20 feet is a good number.

Car seats are a must!

Always use a certified safe stroller also.
Updated: Since the picture doesn't blow up well on Blogger, the stroller is loaded up with packages, and the kid is hanging down under in the netting/storage area!

Early education about firearms is a good idea, these 3 little ladies will have a nice welcome for Mr burglar when he comes tip toeing in their window. That is if they find anything bigger than you can pick up with a sponge.

Teach the kids about keeping the kitchen area clean. That goes for possible sites where salmonella might grow, like your slide...

How about toy selection? Do you think that any of these might present a problem down the road for kids?

Cant have enough bloody torso toys.

Narwhal is back and this time he is pissed!

Never to early to teach that young lady there are big bucks to be made on the pole.

So wrong on so many levels.

Being raised all Catholicky and shit, I must have missed that day in Catechism where we learned that God packed an AK-47

It's important to always choose the right pet for the little tykes also, here are some you might want to avoid.

Jimmy, time to go clean up the yard again!

If kept well fed, most constrictors will not eat your baby for a whole month!

But they usually don't react well to being eaten themselves. "Drop him Mr Cuddles! I said Drop him!"

Looky what just crawled up in the yard Earl, let's put the baby on him and see if he can ride 'em for 6 seconds!

But nothing says "great parent" like some good old nakedness and porn!

Seriously? I mean really!?

But for the whole skeeve effect, you have to combine a tub, pink firearm, and an unidentified animal! WTF???

Always keep the lines of communication open between parent and child.

Lots of classy people out there, wouldn't you say? Some of these folks are stupid, others should be forced to be sterilized! I mean, why are we paying taxes anyway?


  1. Oh my god, that's a whole lot of wrong. Between you and Bubs, I feel that I'm fully informed about people who should not be contributing to the gene pool.

  2. lol - like them.

    I see it's okay to show a machine designed kill people more easily, yet one must black out the awful spectre of a child breastfeeding in the same picture though.

    Serious face :-I

  3. Clearly the gene pool needs a bit more chlorine...

  4. eeeeeeeaaccckkkkkkkkk!

  5. Loved...

    Naked dad's "family jewels" covered by a bowl of BANANAS!

    Bloody torso toy.

    Teen preg Barbie.

    God's AK-47.

    Porn pics + kids (that breast-feeding kid has GOT to be around 4 years old!).

    But I couldn't see what the arrow on the stroller pic was pointing to. I'm sure it was something good though!

    Like my mom says, "Just thank God you're not from that gene pool."

  6. the gene pool needs flushing, sterilizing, then blowing up! oh my god it never ceases to amaze me how many stupid risk taking bad people are in the world. yuk the snake.. and all of it.


  7. the gene pool needs flushing, sterilizing, then blowing up! oh my god it never ceases to amaze me how many stupid risk taking bad people are in the world. yuk the snake.. and all of it.


  8. I tried to enlarge the stroller pic, but I still can't see what's in there.

    Possibly the creepiest dog I've ever seen in the bathtub.

    Where can I buy a pole dancing doll?

    The guy in the first pic really p*sses me off.

  9. I think the 3rd picture is my neighbor

  10. I think I know some of those people!

  11. You know I am a fan of forced sterilization where necessary.

    Like ALL of these.

  12. Great finds, S.D.! The Avenging Narwhal is my favorite. It's just so random. I could have hours of fun with that thing.

  13. my favorote - the bloody torso toys - just think of it as teaching your kids about art, like how the Venus de Milo became the Venus de Milo

    i think the little girls with the AK47s are members of Palin Youth

  14. The AK wasn't the ONLY think God was packin.. what a package.

    Oh shit I'm going to hell for that one.

    But I will be sooooooooooooooooooo far behind the parents of these children.. they just might send me on the express escalator up.

    VERY disturbing people out there

  15. Anonymous4:26 PM

    Ha - thanks for the laughs. Oh wait, I mean, how disturbing. Tsk...tsk.

  16. Anonymous7:33 PM

    thanks, i feel so much better!!

  17. That Pole Dance doll should really look much more like Miley Cyrus.

  18. omg those were hysterical!!

  19. I would love an Avenging Norwhal for myself. "Three available animals to impale"! That's a whole afternoon of stabbing fun!

  20. Oh MY....

    WTF is WRONG with people????

    Eye opening...

  21. Love these! Especially kids on the see saw.

  22. Cora took the words right out of my mouth.

    May I add a Jeezus H. Krist?


  23. This is hysterical. Thanks for rounding up all these stellar examples!

  24. Ha! Someone just sent me this link:

  25. Like all I can say is WTF!!!

  26. I am traumatized by the Thing in the bathtub.

  27. All we need is some good ole gene pool cleansing and we're all set.

    Poor poor poor poor kids.

  28. WOW some people seriously have problems..! this S*** is Crazy..! they should NOT have kids at all..!