Once again we take an opportunity to clean out the filing cabinets and desk drawers of the international office of
Some Days It's Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps in order to free up some disk space, brain matter, and cheap posting material.
Let's begin with the tame stuff first.
You just can't start traumatizing the little ones too early in life I always say.
What to do about early trauma? Booze always help!
Safety is always job one when raising kids.
Keep them a nice safe distance from a crime scene at all times. 20 feet is a good number.
Car seats are a must!
Always use a certified safe stroller also.
Updated: Since the picture doesn't blow up well on Blogger, the stroller is loaded up with packages, and the kid is hanging down under in the netting/storage area!
Early education about firearms is a good idea, these 3 little ladies will have a nice welcome for Mr burglar when he comes tip toeing in their window. That is if they find anything bigger than you can pick up with a sponge.
Teach the kids about keeping the kitchen area clean. That goes for possible sites where salmonella might grow, like your slide...
How about toy selection? Do you think that any of these might present a problem down the road for kids?
Cant have enough bloody torso toys.
Narwhal is back and this time he is pissed!
Never to early to teach that young lady there are big bucks to be made on the pole.
So wrong on so many levels.
Being raised all Catholicky and shit, I must have missed that day in Catechism where we learned that God packed an AK-47
It's important to always choose the right pet for the little tykes also, here are some you might want to avoid.
Jimmy, time to go clean up the yard again!
If kept well fed, most constrictors will not eat your baby for a whole month!
But they usually don't react well to being eaten themselves. "Drop him Mr Cuddles! I said Drop him!"
Looky what just crawled up in the yard Earl, let's put the baby on him and see if he can ride 'em for 6 seconds!
But nothing says "great parent" like some good old nakedness and porn!
Seriously? I mean really!?
But for the whole skeeve effect, you have to combine a tub, pink firearm, and an unidentified animal! WTF???
Always keep the lines of communication open between parent and child.
Lots of classy people out there, wouldn't you say? Some of these folks are stupid, others should be forced to be sterilized! I mean, why are we paying taxes anyway?
