Quick Joke
Renault and Ford have joined forces
to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.
It comes in pink, and the average
male car thief won't be able to find it let alone turn it on
even if someone tells him where it
is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real
bitch to start in the morning! Some
have reported that on cold winter mornings, when
you really need it, you can’t get
it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive
to get rid of. Used models may
initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price,
but eventually have an increased
appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases
with age. Manufacturers are baffled
as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that
the paint may just make it LOOK
bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one,
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one,
and replace it each year.
It's amazing how much baggage they coem with.
ReplyDeleteBe sure to get insurance before getting into one. I hear you want full protection before taking one for a ride.
ReplyDeleteBut on the upside, I hear in Colorado, you can use the studded rubbers or chains sometimes. That's been deemed illegal in Illinois.
And for you women out there, how about a poem from that esteemed poet, e e cummings:
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thoroughly oiled the universal
joint tested my gas felt of
her radiator made sure her springs were O.
K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her
up,slipped the
clutch (and then somehow got into reverse she
kicked what
the hell) next
minute i was back in neutral tried and
again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my
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A 1 shape passed
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greasedlightning) just as we turned the corner of Divinity
avenue i touched the accelerator and give
her the juice,good
(it
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happy to see how nice and acted right up to
the last minute coming back down by the Public
Gardens I slammed on
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You can't see me out here Scope, but I ran and got a black beret and am sitting here in the dimly lit room snapping my fingers as you recited that!
ReplyDeleteBack when I was a college freshman, my future best man gave an oral interpretation of that poem in Rhetoric class.
ReplyDeleteSkoobie Doo, Skydaddy-O...
Clearly I shouldn't be here right now.
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