Bowel Prep

Is there another term in the medical world that sounds more benign than that, but causes more people to break out in sweat?   

I am half way though what is called the "gallon" prep for a colonoscopy tomorrow. Ah the joys of getting older...

That's right, tomorrow I get to go have a doctor exam my from the ground up, and provide my wife with a certified document stating that in fact, no, my head is not up my ass.


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  1. That is by far the worst part of the colonoscopy. I had to tell myself they'd kill my kids if I didn't drink it. Only way I could choke it down. But I think next time they may indeed find my head up my ass. Won't my husband be pleased??

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  2. Drink it. Drink it all you filthy whore.

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  3. I'm old. Still, not jealous of what you're up to. Never done that.

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  4. You have my sympathies. My hubby says he can relate. I also used this as a reminder to him that he is overdue in getting his certification that his head isn't up his ass!

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  5. You have my sympathies. My hubby says he can relate. I also used this as a reminder to him that he is overdue in getting his certification that his head isn't up his ass!

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  6. And you have time to write this post? I'm impressed!

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  7. Thanks everyone, I seem to have survived it. I am wiping my bum with a powder puff now, but have survived...

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  8. Ah dude, the indignity of having a foreign object shoved up your cornhole. I'm glad you survived and yay, you're taking care of your health.

    You'd think they'd at least have bought you dinner first, though...

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    1. I was pretty high on the wonderful drugs, but I am almost certain the doctor was kissing me on the back of the neck. I feel so, so, dirty...

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  9. Are you sure that guy was really a doctor, and this wasn't some hobo running a scan scam?

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  10. I was gonna go with the they could have bought you dinner first....great minds.

    Bravo! you survived, and lived to tell the story.

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  11. nice work, you survived and lived to tell the story.

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  12. Oh poor Chris. Hope everything comes out ok. he he.

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  13. This all just makes me wonder what sort of person has the ambition to be a butt doctor. I mean, really.

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