Sep 20, 2006

Geek Sigs!!

Found these recently on a humor site and thought they were pretty good, that is if you are somewhat geeky like myself...
signature files from Geeks:

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N)

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Beta testers who lie! Next time on Geraldo!

Finish the project. We'll buy you a new family.

Frequent lock ups are a symptom of not enough memory but only in the way that nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head.

I thought I had a back-up, but she refused to type it in again.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once every few weeks, killing everyone inside.

Life's unfair - but root password helps!

Mac OS X. Because making Unix user-friendly is easier than debugging Windows.

No trees were killed in the creation of this message. However, many electrons were terrible inconvenienced.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Rich Cook

Students nowadays, complaining they only get 5MBs of disk space! In my day we were lucky if we had one file, and that was /dev/null.

The three most dangerous things are a programmer with a soldering iron, a manager who codes, and a user who gets ideas.

Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred...

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