I'll never forget the day I first saw him. We were driving home from Golden and Kathy said "Why don't you go this way?" We headed down a street I had never been on and found ourselves driving by a little strip mall. Then Kathy says "Turn in here a minute." Now my spidey senses are on alert, and sure enough, we wind up parking in front of a pet store. Kathy had been out in Golden a couple of days before and had found Hootie sitting in a cage looking so lonely. When we walked in, there was a sad little puppy up high in his own cage, with a sign that had 2 different prices crossed out and the third was pretty low. He had been taken and then returned to the pet store. I knew right then that we were heading home with another dog, I had been suckered! I still wasn't quite over the loss of our Golden Retriever, but I never do seem to get over the loss of a pet. Kathy knows that I need a replacement though, and seeing as we always have dogs in pairs, our
Really, though, isn't that the way all us parents want to go someday?
ReplyDeleteThat's fucking hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI've been in a celebrity Dead Pool for about ten years, and we always laugh when the rookies put Keith Richards on their list. He'll live to be 106. If all the drugs didn't kill him, nothing will.
I think he is already dead and being operated by robotics, or cylons.
ReplyDeleteI'm convinced the entire Stones group was embalmed prior to their Superbowl halftime show. High definition TV was not at all flattering for them.
ReplyDeleteMmm, I'd like to crawl into one of Keith's facial wrinkles and take a nice, snuggly nap.
ReplyDeleteKirby: Yep, right up my kids nose - or a Viking funeral, I can't decide.
ReplyDeleteJohnny: Ever see the SNL skit with John Goodman as a hunting guide and Mike Myers as Ron Wood? Fuckin fantastic!
GKL: He has Burt Reynolds in his command center like the Woody Allen movie.
sv: They just keep moving through inertia.
Vikki: Bad visual! Get out, get out!