Mar 21, 2008

We are more than just a little pissed!

I gotta tell ya, when I opened up the latest issue of People magazine and saw the story about Jlo and Mark with the new twins, well, I about fell over! Kathy and I just feel, so, so... violated!

First up how than they possibly decorate their baby room the same way we did? I mean from the Chandelier right down to the crib, it's all just like ours.




Dulce and Gabbana didn't give us custom-made fur wraps, but knowing our love of the outdoors, REI gifted us with a down coat, carabiners and an ice axe all in a small size.


Damn if this doesn't look exactly like out sitting area where we would feed Skyler when he was newborn! I think they stole our floorplans and I will have a word with our designer about this!


Finally, look at them out jogging just like we do with Skyler. My God, Mark even wears the same jogging attire that I do, this just is too much to bear.


Now if you will all excuse me, I have to go throw up...

21 comments:

  1. please don't throw up on the beautiful room.

    Seriously, how can they have a room that looks like this? Are their kids going to be clean forever?

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  2. Is it o.k. if I just threw up in my mouth a little?

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  3. This is more disturbing than Testicle Pull with the Possibility of a Crushed Face and you KNOW it.

    More proof that a great deal of the population does not live in the same world that the rest of us do.

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  4. How fast did they run out of frame and throw those babies to the army of nannies they undoubtedly have once the shoot was finished?

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  5. Gross. Could someone tell me what JLo has done? I know none of her songs and from what I remember, all of her movies have been suck-ass bombs.

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  6. I thought the same thing about the room. A chandelier? How tacky is that. Don't they know that a chandelier belongs in the bathroom. They must be "new" money.

    You didn't mention that I sent Skyler a gold-plated rattle. Snob.

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  7. What...the kids have to share a room? Someone call social services!!

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  8. Teri: sorry I messed up the carpet, I'll just have Consuelo the maid clean that up.

    Kirby: Go ahead and let it out of your mouth, I did.

    Captain: I wonder what color the sky is in their world.

    Dale: You think they have nannies? Jlo seems like such a stay-at-home mom to me...

    Some Guy: As far as I can tell, she is famous for having a large ass.

    Suze: Definitely new money, you can tell by the lack of quality art. And as far as the rattle, gold-plated just didn't cut it. Should have been solid gold.

    Raven: At least it wasn't triplets, then somebody would have had to share a tit.

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  9. You silly.......they were not jogging...they saw the nannies coming up the drive and were running to meet them....see the glee and smile on thier faces...thats the Thank god the nannies are here so we can go out on the town faces...plus once the cameras were gone the nannies were reprimanded for being late.

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  10. Cheer: The article said they have two full time nurses on staff... Cripes!

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  11. You look awesome in that pink cardigan.

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  12. I saw this article at my nail salon. Did you notice how much the little girl looks like...Marc?!

    Poor little girl. That's not right.

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  13. I have seldom wanted to hire a hit man to take two people out as much as I do at this very moment.

    And could Marc look like any more of a douche nugget than he does here? I don't even know who the fuck this schmo IS!!!!

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  14. TG: I brings out the blue in my eyes!

    Vikki: Kathy noticed that too, poor thing...

    Ellen: I am going to steal the term Douche nugget from you, it rocks!

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  15. I've been meaning to tell you how good you look in pink.

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  16. GKL: Then I will wear it all the time.

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  17. I just can't figure out why children of celebrities grow up to be intolerable assholes with a sense of entitlement.

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  18. yes vomit is the first thing that comes to mind!!

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  19. Like Dale said, i told my wife the same thing! The nannies were probably behind the camera waiting to take the babies as the Mark and JLo got in a car to go on holiday in Greece or something.
    And what parents sit around in a dress and shirt and tie and feed their kids?

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  20. I think they got paid $6mil for the shoot, too. Poor, poor, little people.

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