Jul 11, 2008

Quick joke Friday

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks:
'What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice? 'The woman replies, 'It's Keith. The midget.'


  1. Anonymous5:23 AM

    bada bing!

  2. That's terrible!! (but at least her hair smelled good! I mean, thank god for lil' favours!!)

  3. I have to agree w/RLL...ew! ew! ew! and yet the imagery it congers would only be trumped if you had posted a link to Vern Troyers' sex video. Thank you for not posting Vern Troyers' sex video. :P

  4. Anonymous5:36 PM

    Hahaha. That was good (c:

  5. Anonymous5:37 PM

    ... btw, Vern Troyer made a sex video?????? Maybe I'll ask LaCrabcuracha if I can borrow her copy..

  6. Those oldies buuuuut goodies remind me of yoooooouuuuu....