Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks:
'What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice? 'The woman replies, 'It's Keith. The midget.'
bada bing!
ReplyDeleteEww eww eww!!!!! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteThat's terrible!! (but at least her hair smelled good! I mean, thank god for lil' favours!!)
ReplyDeleteI have to agree w/RLL...ew! ew! ew! and yet the imagery it congers would only be trumped if you had posted a link to Vern Troyers' sex video. Thank you for not posting Vern Troyers' sex video. :P
ReplyDelete*SNORT*
ReplyDeletehahaahh lol
ReplyDeleteHahaha. That was good (c:
ReplyDelete... btw, Vern Troyer made a sex video?????? Maybe I'll ask LaCrabcuracha if I can borrow her copy..
ReplyDeleteThose oldies buuuuut goodies remind me of yoooooouuuuu....
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