Jul 11, 2008

Quick joke Friday

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks:
'What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice? 'The woman replies, 'It's Keith. The midget.'

9 comments:

  1. That's terrible!! (but at least her hair smelled good! I mean, thank god for lil' favours!!)

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  2. I have to agree w/RLL...ew! ew! ew! and yet the imagery it congers would only be trumped if you had posted a link to Vern Troyers' sex video. Thank you for not posting Vern Troyers' sex video. :P

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  3. Hahaha. That was good (c:

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  4. ... btw, Vern Troyer made a sex video?????? Maybe I'll ask LaCrabcuracha if I can borrow her copy..

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  5. Those oldies buuuuut goodies remind me of yoooooouuuuu....

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