Feb 21, 2009

Kiwi Bacon

Wonderful commercial!
video

Bonus content! A quick joke...

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out..
The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.

12 comments:

  1. Two laughs for the price of one!!! Thanks Skyler's Dad - these were both great!

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  2. That's hysterical, and completely disgusting...loved it!

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  3. oh boy that was good!

    you owe me a keyboard without soda

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  4. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.

    You're fired.

    ;)

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  5. AHHH... Yes Giggle Pixie! My sentiments exactly!!

    Ohhh good times. I needed both of those today. Thanks!!

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  6. ps-I am most certianly repeating the second joke at some point today!

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  7. Hahahha....thanks for the morning laugh! ;)

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  8. You're a sick man.

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  9. Ahhh! I love that commercial! Too funny! You always find the BEST stuff for us Sky Dad! I mean that. You sure take care of us. I feel spoiled every time I visit here. :-)

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  10. Reminds me of a family story...when my mother was a kid, her seven-years-younger sister stuffed some bread up her nose. The doctor was called and suggested shaking pepper in front of the baby to make her sneeze the bread out. But of course, since her nose was stuffed up, she didn't get any of the pepper in and everyone else was sneezing instead.

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  11. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Soooo classy!

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