Feb 24, 2009

It's Bad-Tat Tuesday!!

OK, OK, calm down everyone. I know you have all been dieing to see some horrible ink for awhile now. Well guess what? Thanks to Sky-Dad perusing the underworlds of the internet tubes, and exposing it's soft, visceral underbelly, you don't have to subject yourself to that sort of thing.

Wait no more, the parade of decorative skin is about to commence!


Let's start off with Mr. Cool Ice, shall we? What's not to like, combining his bad-ass self with his obvious sense of humor with the reverse shades on the head.



Making some sort of statement about "This is the last thing you will ever see?"



It's not enough to have some exotic tats up on your face, let poke holes in it and take the time to expand them out to huge proportions. As much of a hot mess that this guy is, what's up with the relatively normal glasses? I guess it would be weird to have wire rims, huh?



Oh look! This one has the official "Sulu seal of approval"!



Last but not least - it's a beaver. Get it? a beaver...

She looks like she has nice shape, I wonder why she decided this would look good?

18 comments:

  1. Mr Cool Ice. What the hell is that about?

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  2. If I ever get a tattoo, I hope it will also get the Sulu seal of approval.

    The beaver chick...that's um...rustic?!

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  3. If I ever get a tattoo, I hope it will also get the Sulu seal of approval.

    The beaver chick...that's um...rustic?!

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  4. GKL will love the Sulu seal of approval guy....I think I spied Captain Kirk on the guy's back.....

    The one with the holes in his ears is just creepy....and what the heck is he doing to his nose....look at his nostrils...yuck!

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  5. What with that manic look on his face, good thing we can't see what George Takei is doing with his left hand.

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  6. Oh my. Those are just...so...wrong.

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  7. I love the beaver! hot damn..

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  8. Holy horror!!! Why?? That's about all I can say.

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  9. OMG. I CANT STOP staring at the last one. that is obscene!

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  10. About the lord of the rings, if your original nose already looks like a dick, why call attention to it by jamming a big honking piece of plastic through it?

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  11. I like the reverse shades! As for the beaver... I think that's actually kind of sad! She's obviously got a great body, so why do THAT to it?! Just wait until she has kids - ohhhh, think of the mess that tattoo is going to look like after it gets all stretched out! UGH!

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  12. Some people have a lot of time and apparently money on their hands.

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  13. son, that ain't no beaver. First off, beaver's have FLAT, LEATHERY tails, not foofy ones. Beavers use their tails as trowels for mud, that woudln't work. Someone tattooed a SQUIRREL on her!!

    They musta been distracted..

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  14. and that chick in the 2nd one down... she must really HATE recieving oral sex. I mean, cuz if anyone starts movin' down her belly and then sees THAT they'll jump back and go runnin' outta th' room.

    And, what's more, she'll look really GREAT with that belly tat when she's 45 and has 3 kids...

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  15. *head shaking and eye rolling*

    I always love your Bad Tat series, even though it often results in a severe case of the heebie-jeebies.

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  16. I could have found a better placement for the bellybutton on the beaver tat.

    Just sayin'.

    ;)

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  17. "Making some sort of statement about "This is the last thing you will ever see?"

    Not that I'm single, but if I were, that tat would be a deal-breaker.

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