While I am busy pissing off the fairest sex...

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A notable gynecologist once said:

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

It changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.

Comments

  1. Vodka Mom5:50 PM

    oh sweet jesus I LAUGHED OUT LOUD.


    xoxoxox

    Remember when Bitchy told me I shouldn't have cramps because the dr. took my vagina? I told her it was my UTERUS. "My vagina still works. Just ask your dad."

    She ran SCREAMING.....................

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  2. Unknown7:20 PM

    That is hysterical! Where do you find this stuff

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  3. Doc7:21 PM

    Sure you can start it with just one finger but the trick is getting the hood up to begin with!

    Doc

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  4. Unknown7:34 PM

    i'm SO tweeting this if Deb didn't beat me to it

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  5. diane7:43 PM

    Yea for the va-jay-jay!

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  6. Cormac Brown11:37 PM

    Er, hold on.

    (scoots away, then scoots way away and sits at another bench)

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  7. ~E2:59 AM

    *snicker*

    Im stealing this!

    ~The Buxom Wench

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  8. ShanaM6:57 AM

    cute........

    but my management system is great

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  9. Cora10:31 AM

    Pffft! It changes its own oil every four weeks! I'm soooooo stealing that line!

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  10. Anonymous7:44 PM

    Apparently this doctor was single.

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