Sep 19, 2009

While I am busy pissing off the fairest sex...



A notable gynecologist once said:

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

It changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.

10 comments:

  1. oh sweet jesus I LAUGHED OUT LOUD.


    xoxoxox

    Remember when Bitchy told me I shouldn't have cramps because the dr. took my vagina? I told her it was my UTERUS. "My vagina still works. Just ask your dad."

    She ran SCREAMING.....................

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  2. That is hysterical! Where do you find this stuff

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  3. Sure you can start it with just one finger but the trick is getting the hood up to begin with!

    Doc

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  4. i'm SO tweeting this if Deb didn't beat me to it

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  5. Yea for the va-jay-jay!

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  6. Er, hold on.

    (scoots away, then scoots way away and sits at another bench)

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  7. *snicker*

    Im stealing this!

    ~The Buxom Wench

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  8. cute........

    but my management system is great

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  9. Pffft! It changes its own oil every four weeks! I'm soooooo stealing that line!

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  10. Apparently this doctor was single.

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