Dec 3, 2009

Blog Pimpage

It's that time of year again ladies and gentlemen. No, not some silly over-hyped holiday, I am talking REAL NEWS! This is the season of the world famous 2009 Drysdale Awards!!

I will pause for a moment while you collect yourselves, recover from the vapors, and possible change your pants...

That's right, the The 2009 Drysdale Awards put on by supreme blogger leader Grant Miller of Grant Miller Media is a yearly event (event seems inadequate of a term, lets go with phenomenon) and yours truly is up for the pestigeous "Blog with the Most Stolen Material" award.

While there are many other categories in the Drysdale awards, few have the luster, the hubris, dare I say the panache of "Blog with the Most Stolen Material".

I feel that this year I have earned this award. Nobody else spends more time scouring the internettubes than I in my constant quest to eviscerate the soft underbelly of the online world, just to find that one special video/story/joke.

I do it all for you people.

There is no end to my giving.

Also, I am a lazy troll who has no original ideas.

But mostly I am a giver, yeah, I am sticking with that one.

So get on over there and vote early and vote often. Make me proud!


  1. OH, and here I thought you would be pimping MY blog. Whatever, be selfish.

  2. Come on BeckEye, i took out that ad for you on the billboard and everything!

  3. Well good luck! I'm gonna go vote for you now!

  4. Anonymous5:24 PM

    I am also a giver. I gave you one of my votes. I also gave your number to the religious folks at the door. You're welcome.

  5. Excellent news. I'm sure that everyone is very proud of you.

  6. I'm way ahead of you, I voted (for you) a couple days ago.

    I'll be expecting that check in the mail any day now...

  7. hahahaha at Beckeye!

    You are a common thief and I love you for that. You are my Offical Concierge of Netertainment.

    and I voted for you.

  8. I totally voted for you. Totally. I totally shouldn't leave comments late at night.

  9. My vote has been voted, and I voted for you!

    Steal away!

  10. I voted for you also. Who wouldn't. You are the best at what you do!

  11. how i would love to have a blog stolen from me by you
    what an honor
    well just keep visiting me anyway
    and also over at babes & banter too!

  12. I voted for you, but they told me that since my ballot was covered in pet feces and cheeto dust that it was invalid. I suspect a conspiracy.

    So, I paid a homeless dude to vote for you illegally. It's amazing what 50 cents and half a bottle of strawberry schnapps buys these days.

    You're welcome!

  13. Anonymous10:21 AM

    Don't listen to what Whiskeymarie said. I'm not homeless. Well, the rest is true though.

  14. You're right. That award totally has your name on it. Voting now!

  15. Already done, my friend.

    It's in the bag! :-)

  16. Anonymous11:44 PM

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  17. H*lls yeah! You should totally win this award! Isn't Mr. Drysdale the same guy who tried to get control of the Clampett's money? No? never mind.

  18. NO! I refuse to support the Drysdales and have ever since I did not win in the "Most Pictures of Cats" category a few years back.

  19. Since all I do is feed you all the stuff I find and you already have seen or used 99.999% You are the Master Obiwan Sky-Dad. I have contacted all my Liberal leaning Rebublican friend(s) Yes there is one. He will vote for you also