My Eyes Are Up Here
Since everyone else will be doing St Patrick day posts, I will leave that alone and focus on series issues. Like how to get men to look you in the eyes...
I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
Omg! So funny! Thanks that was just what I need!
ReplyDeleteWhat was she talking about? I was, umm, distracted.
ReplyDeleteBest St. Patrick's Day post ever!
ReplyDeleteso that is how it is done....lol i saw my saggy ones there too!
ReplyDeleteWow. Those fine ladies looked like they belonged in the Cantina from Star Wars after applying their...Forehead Tittaes.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they sell them in a three pack for the lady from Total Recall...
That woman is PAINFULLY beautiful.
ReplyDeletePffffft! The saggy ones had me laughing out loud.... which isn't good because I'm at work and shouldn't be looking at boobies. Damn you.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, thank you for the Nightmare Before St Paddy's Day video!! :-) I just blogged it. Couldn't resist.
If guys won't look at Marion's face, what hope is there for us average chicks? :)
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking these babies just might catch on!
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHHAAAA! Oh my God that's amazing.
ReplyDeleteThank you!
Can you get those on Ebay? I need a pair of perkies.
ReplyDeletePerfect gift for every businesswoman!
ReplyDeleteI wish the last two episodes of "Funny Or Die" on HBO were half as funny as this piece...
ReplyDelete...I mean, webisode.
Poor thing...she's so ugly.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAAHAHA!