Ouch! I just pass them along folks...
A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says....
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
Oh that's terrible!!! So why am I laughing?????
ReplyDeleteA classic.
ReplyDeleteZing!
ReplyDeleteWhy do Scotmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away...
ReplyDeleteSmashing, aye.
ReplyDeleteDon't apologize. That was awesome!!!
ReplyDeleteEwe!
ReplyDeleteThank yew, thank yew... remember, when throwing money onto the stage you could injure someone, so first wrap your loose change in dollar bills so as to cushion the blow...
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bad boy bad boy go to .....your room
ReplyDeleteSo wrong and so funny.
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteYeah.