Apr 8, 2008

I told myself I wouldn't cry

Beckeye has bestowed upon me the Holy Grail of the Blogger kingdom, the highly coveted Firecrotch of the Month award.



This is a big deal people. This has been the ticket to fame and fortune for several folks whose names escape me at the moment. But I am sure they were to later reflect on their moment of Firecrotchness as the single most pivotal event in their sad little lives.

I vow to only use my newfound prowess for the good of all mankind, or to at least try and score some spokesperson gig for good booze.

Thanks Beckeye!!

20 comments:

  1. Well deserved, well deserved.

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  2. just what is a firecrotch

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  3. Congrats!! Now that your life will change, I hope you will remember us little people!

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  4. Beckeye: To quote Hugh Laurie from house, my crew here are the best, they smell of freshly mowed grass...

    Cheer: You must go visit Beckeyes blog and search out the other winners! We are the few, the proud, the caption contest winners.

    Raven: I will always remember you little people when I am looking for staff to fill up my many mansions.

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  5. she likes you!! She really likes you!!

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  6. no long speeches please..... just take a bow and move on!

    8-)

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  7. I thought Janice had the most fiery crotch around but it's you! You! Good going!

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  8. Hey, hey are you talking about me and my sad little life? We will have to duel this out. You bring your Pistols At Dawn and I will bring.....well another blogger. A big beefy dueling blogger :)

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  9. Wow.
    You like have a 'Title' and everything.

    Do they KNOW what you did at Teri's?

    lol

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  10. Captain: I was thinking of using that line, then decided against it!

    D-cap: No way, I am staying until I get played off.

    Dale: Actually, my crotch is very low mileage, unfortunately...

    Leonesse: Thank you so kindly!

    Suze: Choose your weapons lady!

    Special K: Thanks for visiting! I didn't think I would ever get any visitors after trashing Teri's double wide...

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  11. I bow in honor of your witty firecrotch.

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  12. Cheer34 - Back in the good old days, a firecrotch was simply someone with red pubes.

    Now, it's changed a bit. From the urban dictionary:

    Firecrotch - Lindsay Lohan's nickname courtesy of Brandon Davis. Debatable as to if the insult points to red pubes, a nasty case of STD's, or her being a promiscuous whore.

    Now people have embraced the word to mean all of the skankariffic morons who travel in packs and screw anything that moves (Lindsay, Paris, Britney, Nicole, etc).

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  13. Beth: It's more grey these days, he he he...

    Beckeye: Should there be a picture of the crotch shot getting out of a Limo in the urban dictionary?

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  14. Congrats on your big award. You forget to thank God, Mom and all the little people upon whose shoulders you have climbed to the exalted position you now hold. Place this treasured award on the mantle right beside your Oscar. Yes Oh Gentle Blogger folk, he, the almightly Skydad, has an oscar for his portrayal of Horace Vandengeller in the non-award winning performance of the Clear Creek High school theatre circa 1974ish. They asked for jocks that could dance and he ended up with the lead. Way to go Bro

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  15. Ouch! I've been outed by my sister as a Thespian!

    Thanks Sandi, those were good times!

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  16. Damn. I always get to the party too late!

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  17. I heart the fire crotches.

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  18. My warmest congratulations. There are no limits to the heights you can now reach.

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  19. I always supected you were a firecrotch.

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