Apr 25, 2008

Taking geek to a whole new level

Oh yeah, this is just what I need, a keyboard that is part of my pants! My favorite part? "there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper."

I will pause while you all fill in your own joke...

OK, here is the article and pictures, sit back and let the awesome flow over you.

Designer Erik De Nijs, has stitched together this eye catching pair of “Beauty and the Geek” jeans. These “modern shaped trousers which are often worn by youngsters..” are the perfect solution for Googling quick exits while running from the fashion police. Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”, and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper.


20 comments:

  1. Is that a joystick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    This reminds me of the episode of "30 Rock" last night, when Tracy Morgan tried to make a porno video game. I imagine these nerds can now be more efficient by fiddling with their joysticks WHILE playing mildly sexual anime games for hours on end.

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  2. Beckeye beat me to it, damn it.

    I got nothing else.

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  3. THAT is priceless... Uh, do you have to walk like Bowlegged Bill, or is tht just emphasizing the keyboard??

    Seriously, the ONLY application I can see this being useful for is Paramedics and helicopter Life Flight RN's and MD's cuz they're always putting big swatches of tape on their legs to write vitals and med notes on. Have a wireless keyboard as part of your uniform for entering med data instead of bouncing 'round with clipboards would be helpful.

    "hey, Slim, why's yer spacebar a-stickin' out that far? Had yer mitts on th' home row lately??"

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  4. the model has that "I'm young, I need the money" look on his face... 'tain't gonna catch on THAT quick, I'll wager.

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  5. Some of us just play with ourselves in public, man - we don't need an excuse.

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  6. I'm not even sure how I feel about this...

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  7. It gives a whole new meaning to "natural" keyboard.
    And I cant help but wonder...
    What happens if you get an erection while you're wearing these? They should set up a macro so your work gets saved.

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  8. Beckeye and Leonesse: That is just the line I thought of when I first read this, great minds!

    Captain: I love how you are tryig to make sense of this!

    Pistols: Women need a reason, men just need a place.

    Mom: Perhaps you should buy a pair?

    Lady: Only a fellow geek would make a macro joke, you rule!

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  9. so this is what goes on after fashion week!

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  10. For being so high tech and all, those pants look pretty damn emo to me.

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  11. I have about 20 different comments I could make and yet... I'm speechless.

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  12. Dear God, you have got to be kidding.

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  13. I'd love to type in my e-mail address ...

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  14. spacebar...spacebar...spacebar...

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  15. Where do you keep your cheetos and Red Bull?

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  16. oh my gawd!!! i want one!!!!

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  17. Where's the ALT-SHIFT-BIGGER key???

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  18. I'll bet he spends all his free time stroking the "H" and "G" keys.

    Doc

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  19. The Tilde is in the perfect spot if you know what I mean.

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