Some days it's not worth chewing through the leather straps

Digging through a desk drawer this morning looking for a birthday card for a friend, and what little nugget of gold do I find? Breathe this in folks, I forgot that I had bought it long ago... So to all you ladies making those birthday celebrations just a little more epic, we here salute you!

Lets face it, the well is more than a bit dry around the "Some Days It's Not Worth Chewing Through the Leather Straps" headquarters these days. Work keeps me hopping, Skyler is home a lot more now that he is out of school, and I find myself (I mean the staff finds themselves) with far less surfing time than they previously had. So what to do? Why, fall back on old folders full of crap that need to be cleaned out and share with literally 10's of my closest friends out her in Blogtown USA. So today we present you with comics and cartoons that at some point in my most likely alcohol induced state made me laugh. I hope they do the same for you. If not, get ripped on your favorite discount beer or box of wine, repeat as necessary...

Does anybody else watch the new SyFy series Warehouse 13? I am in love with this show! It is one of the more original things I have seen come by TV in quite awhile. This is a place where the government stores all types of strange artifacts, supernatural, scientific, mysterious or unknown. Think of the final scene of Raiders of the Lost Arc and you get an idea of the scope of the warehouse, except this one is more high tech. Because half of the job is keeping all of these weird items contained. Here is the trailer: And here is a great scene where Pete meets the mysterious Miss Frederic, who it would appear has been the same age for about as long as the government has been collecting "things". Do yourself a favor and give this a try, but go to your favorite video site and watch the pilot of the show. It gives a lot of background on the two secret service agents who are newly assigned to the Warehouse. The official site of the show is here. Check out some of the gizmos that...

I put this up on my Facebook account but it deserves more airtime. Thank to my buddy Tim for forwarding it to me! Old People News Atom.com: Funny Videos | Atom Originals | TV & Movie Spoofs

Yeah I know, we all get busy. It's just that now that they fired my boss, and split our group between two upper managers, I am feeling the need to really turn and burn and crank out some work. So because I am letting you all down who come here for the occasional (well, not so occasional) video and sometimes some actual writing, I will give you a little special treat to take you into the weekend. A very special treat. A not safe for work treat. I mean a really not safe for work you will get fired for playing this at work because it uses f-bombs like you have never heard before! Have you been warned? Good. Ever want to form your own metal band? You need this info then. I now present Fat Ed's guide to Metal.

Dedicated to Bubs over at Sprawling Ramshackle Compound who regularly feature clowns, usually of the freaky variety. I have been collecting a few winners in your honor sir! Go check out Bubs if you don't already read him, he is maaaavolous. My favorite, because I love me some Guinness! I think I choose drugs please. Childhood trauma can never start too soon. Why wait for them to grow up a bit before the trauma begins? I will see this in my nightmares tonight! Proof of trauma. Bi polar clownage Lets not pick him up, he looks creepy. Oh wait! It's OK, he's a clown! Get your teeth fixed clown. I will never, ever, be able to get this image out of my head. So I am passing it along to you! More bad clown teeth! I like the Polaroid effect of these two, it makes it seem more seedy. What the hell is with the bad clown teeth!?? Since Bubs in in law enforcement, I thought he might appreciate this one. Hilarity is coming! Well, I guess clowns need love too...