I'll never forget the day I first saw him. We were driving home from Golden and Kathy said "Why don't you go this way?" We headed down a street I had never been on and found ourselves driving by a little strip mall. Then Kathy says "Turn in here a minute." Now my spidey senses are on alert, and sure enough, we wind up parking in front of a pet store. Kathy had been out in Golden a couple of days before and had found Hootie sitting in a cage looking so lonely. When we walked in, there was a sad little puppy up high in his own cage, with a sign that had 2 different prices crossed out and the third was pretty low. He had been taken and then returned to the pet store. I knew right then that we were heading home with another dog, I had been suckered! I still wasn't quite over the loss of our Golden Retriever, but I never do seem to get over the loss of a pet. Kathy knows that I need a replacement though, and seeing as we always have dogs in pairs, our
I dunno-- if his apartment was a total wreck I could unnerstand whizzin' standing up.
ReplyDeleteThen again, I KNEW about this lil' gizmo already and having known a few male-2-female transsexuals myself, my "gaydar" wasn't going off so I knew appearances could be deceptive!!
Wait, is that TMI??
Totally unrealistic.
ReplyDeleteNo one wakes up with their makeup looking that perfect.
Captain: You should do a post on this!
ReplyDeleteTG: I agree, nobody looks like that after a night rolling around...
Hot tranny mess!
ReplyDeleteWell, okay, so not really.
hahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteFunny, though--we actually have a couple of those ready in the camping gear downstairs.
I've been fooled in worse ways.
ReplyDeleteI have one of those! It's the only way to go when you're roped up on some cold ass mountain. Plus, it freaks the guys out to see the girls at the pee flags.
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