Sep 5, 2008

I'll take potpourri for 500 Alex

Quick joke Friday is here, and I blew past Bad Tat Tuesday, and there are so many more things to laugh at that it all has to roll into one today. So sit back in the car, keep your hands and feet inside at all times, and hang on.

Quick Joke:

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?'
The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'
The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?'
The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.'
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'

Bad Tat:

"Why can't everyone just leave Britney alone!"

And speaking of Brit-brit (that's why the call me the king of segues...)

From the wonderful folks over at Betty Bowers, check this great shit out!


  1. That album cover is weird how much it looks like her.


  2. What's Grant talking about? That really is her, isn't it? If not, that bitch on eBay better give me my money back.

  3. I like elderly ladies.

    And I guess Brit-Brit IS disturbing enuff to have a tat of her done-- I mean, now that everyone's completely FORGOTTEN about her when someone sees that tat they can still go, 'woah! dude! what the fuck?!' and mean it on a whole BUNCH of different levels.