Nov 26, 2008

ObligatoryThanksgiving Post

Things you can only say around the family on Thanksgiving:

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

And don't forget to occasionally push away from the table...

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  1. Hmm. How 'bout "can I get a piece?"

    Or better yet: being British, my family stuffs the turkey with sausages. Seriously. Think of all the jokes that inspires!!!! (But I'll spare you). :-)

    Happy Thanksgiving!

  2. i am gonna try some of these tomorrow

  3. and that video..... i think i am switching to diet coke

  4. Here's my obligatory Happy Thankgiving!

    It's not really obligatory. I wanted to say it.

  5. Oh my GAWD. I forget the whole rest of the post after seeing the video at the end!

  6. Anonymous6:54 PM

    You get sent to the kids' table at family functions, don't you?

  7. Happy Thanksgiving!

  8. Cora: Excellent addition, and my family goes back to Cornwall.

    D-Cap, let me know how that works out for you!

    Some Guy: Thanks very much, and right back at you.

    Movin: It's a bit like driving by a bad traffic accident, isn't it?

    Kirby: Wow, it's almost like you grew up with me in my family, spooky!

    Bub: And to you also.

  9. Oh, is that why I have the day off?

  10. Actually I think a combination of any two of those quotes will also get you out of jury duty.

  11. (looking around) - nope, nobody said it, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID"

  12. I just threw up a little bit in my mouth

  13. Hope you had a good one!

  14. Anonymous1:33 PM

    Haaha. That was good. I'm smoking a cigarette now, btw...

  15. I can't watch the video based on the still showing there but hope you had a happy and funny Thanksgiving!!

  16. I'm sorry I didn't see this post until after the holiday, this would have been great to pass on the family.