Cårven Der Pümpkîn
With Halloween rapidly approaching, I figured that all of you could use some carving tips. Muppets style!
I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
Those smartass pumpkins had it comin'.
ReplyDeleteAnd that is precisely why most men are not allowed into the kitchen.
ReplyDeleteThank you and goodnight.
What Anonymous said. ;-)
ReplyDeleteWell I've been looking for a good way to use up my surplus bazooka rounds and this seems to be a fine place to start.
ReplyDeleteDoc
It is what it is...
ReplyDeleteI was going to be witty, and then I noticed my ex-boyfriend up there.
ReplyDeleteno habla...........
I really like when he says I honestly didnt think he'd have a chainsaw (or something to that effect) :D
ReplyDelete