Oct 23, 2009

Sky Dad's Dating Service

(singing to myself)
Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match.
Find me a find,
Catch me a catch,

hmmmm hmmm..

Oh hi there, you caught me in mid song, sorry, I was distracted while typing.

Since it's Friday already, and I know some of you are looking for that weekend rendezvous with that someone special, I have decided to provide some much needed assistance in your search for somebody special. I know, there is no end to my giving, it's like I am a Ghandi with a beard and more flatulence, not that I know his level of flatulence, but I think it's a pretty safe bet.

So when you are planning that special evening and trying to come up with who to share it with, consider these possible candidates. No need to thank me, I am just a natural born matchmaker.


Comfortable with technology, and knows what he wants in a relationship.



Rugged mountain man type, and he has his own bear!



Snappy dresser, knows that stripes are slimming. Just doesn't know which way the stripes should go...



Has the type of job where his upper torso is always outside.



Loves to dance! Never needs music because it always is playing in her head.



Smoker, but is trying to quit.



Possible a little high maintainence, but is willing to share wardrobe.



Pet lover who like long walks in the woods collecting things.



Cat lover who has all of the downstairs of his mothers place.



Still knows the childlike wonder of playing in puddles!



Another cat lover! The ladies love him.



Loves to dance. Follically challenged.



Likes a women who enjoys shootin.



Part time Google Earth worker looking for a night out where she doesn't have to walk up and down streets.



Fierce dresser who knows what she wants out of life.


Party animal type who knows a lot of bar tricks.



Style conscious blackjack dealer.



OK, he was just left over from Bat Tat Tuesday, I didn't know what the hell to do with him...




Lonely soul waiting for her ship to come in.



Let's just move along now, shall we?



Outdoors enthusiast looking for tentmate.



Music lover who also likes travel.


Professional dancer who may or may not be compensating.

22 comments:

  1. Holy crap! Look at that dudes gut!

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  2. The bloke with the geetar and guns looks like he's about to shoot his own nuts off to prove his love for someone.

    Form an orderly queue ladies.

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  3. Take note: the term 'easy on the eyes' was never used in this posting...

    ugh

    Craig Glenn

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  4. I may never date again...

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  5. I . . . I . . . I . . . I'm speechless

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  6. Where to start...where to start:
    1)MY EYES! MY EYES!
    2)Bear flu, at least we'll know where the next pandemic started
    3)I think at that point they aren't technically "stripes" anymore...more like parabolic curves
    4)Shudders to think what that job may be
    5)Pippi Longstalking 60 years later
    6)No comment
    7)I have that same bedroom decor...minus the guy in the middle
    8)He seems like he'd be good at Goldfish taxidermy
    9)At least he has good taste in "cat"
    10)I think I just threw up a little
    11)I think I just threw up a little
    12)Win on the expression on leopard lady
    13)I wouldn't be pointing there if I was him
    14)At least she's innovative
    15)Yoko Ono on crack! Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
    16)Future Klan Member
    17)I don't know which pic is more disturbing...no wait...It's the monocle!
    18)Future Klan Member's supervisor
    19)I'd date her if I can get the bathroom and the liquor in the custody battle. She can keep the dog
    20)He looks better in that nighty than some women I know
    21)Boyscout. Always prepared for flooding
    22)It was too long to fit in the overhead bin..."that's what she said"
    23) One word. Ouch!

    BOOYAH!

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  7. Hey, Dennis Rodman!

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  8. Hmmm, I think I'll call my husband and tell him how much I love him.

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  9. I think he has dropped the Ballerina down his tights.

    I can't decide who is the luckiest...

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  10. I'm so glad I'm married.

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  11. What Jeanne said. No matter what challenges I find in my marriage, sure glad not to be "out there."

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  12. Well, at least they are consistent...





    ...wrong on every level.

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  13. soooooooo fuckin wrong. and gross. yep. i am SO glad i'm taken. otherwize, i'd just be alone!
    my god, to think someone bore those people, and raised them to be the rockstars they are today!

    gotta love the gene pool, it's one of those infinite endless ones, innit?

    c

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  14. dang it....was it family reunion time already....and i missed out

    i knew i should have had my internet working at home today!

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  15. The girl's facial expression behind follicle challenged guy, bwahhhh!

    Oh, and the girl in the tub, her dog is chewing apart her bath shelf, haha!

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  16. so this is what you get from e-Harmony.com

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  17. Hey, you laugh...but live in Oregon for a bit and the guy playing in puddles becomes just part of the scenery.

    Sigh...now the professional dancer...makes you wonder.

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  18. Somehow, when EG had that one pic as Pistols at Dawn's avatar, I never noticed the guns.

    Did you hear that Pistols is engaged?

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  19. Think I'll just stay in and catch up on my Tivo episodes of Oprah.

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  20. I was all ready to leave a comment related to your hilarious photos, but Holy crap, Pistols is engaged?

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  21. Soooo, is there, ummm, a video of that ballet dude dancing?

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  22. If Gwen can't find her soulmate in this bunch, then she's just not trying.

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