Sky Dad's Dating Service

(singing to myself)
Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match.
Find me a find,
Catch me a catch,

hmmmm hmmm..

Oh hi there, you caught me in mid song, sorry, I was distracted while typing.

Since it's Friday already, and I know some of you are looking for that weekend rendezvous with that someone special, I have decided to provide some much needed assistance in your search for somebody special. I know, there is no end to my giving, it's like I am a Ghandi with a beard and more flatulence, not that I know his level of flatulence, but I think it's a pretty safe bet.

So when you are planning that special evening and trying to come up with who to share it with, consider these possible candidates. No need to thank me, I am just a natural born matchmaker.


Comfortable with technology, and knows what he wants in a relationship.



Rugged mountain man type, and he has his own bear!



Snappy dresser, knows that stripes are slimming. Just doesn't know which way the stripes should go...



Has the type of job where his upper torso is always outside.



Loves to dance! Never needs music because it always is playing in her head.



Smoker, but is trying to quit.



Possible a little high maintainence, but is willing to share wardrobe.



Pet lover who like long walks in the woods collecting things.



Cat lover who has all of the downstairs of his mothers place.



Still knows the childlike wonder of playing in puddles!



Another cat lover! The ladies love him.



Loves to dance. Follically challenged.



Likes a women who enjoys shootin.



Part time Google Earth worker looking for a night out where she doesn't have to walk up and down streets.



Fierce dresser who knows what she wants out of life.


Party animal type who knows a lot of bar tricks.



Style conscious blackjack dealer.



OK, he was just left over from Bat Tat Tuesday, I didn't know what the hell to do with him...




Lonely soul waiting for her ship to come in.



Let's just move along now, shall we?



Outdoors enthusiast looking for tentmate.



Music lover who also likes travel.


Professional dancer who may or may not be compensating.